Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cavemen, Cowboys, and Donkeys

It is that time of the week again to bring to you another edition of Law and Dis-Order.

Case #1 - Get Him Caveman!!!

Today we shall jump start it off in Acworth Georgia, where police are looking for a suspect from an armed robbery.

The suspect walked into a Quik Thrift store with a knife and threatened to cut the store clerk’s neck if she did not hand over the money. Right as she handed over the money, a local who hangs out in the store on a regular basis, grabbed a step-ladder and busted the suspect in the face, knocking him to the ground and causing him to lose most if not all the money.

The hero of this story is a local who goes by the name of “Caveman”

Law and Dis-order salutes you Mr. Caveman for being a hero in your own right, and for your groovy nickname.
Case #2 - Bet he didn't see that coming!!!!

Next we head to our nation’s capital where a man who we shall refer to as “the perpetrator” was crossing the road when he spotted a Dallas Cowboys flag on the rear door window of a car with Texas tags. He made his way to the car and ripped off the flag. We assume this was probably due to team loyalty, chances are this guy was a Redskins fan.
But none the less the guy driving the car whose flag got ripped off proceeded to get out of the car, and stomp a mud hole in the perpetrator’s rear end if you will. Then he picked up his Cowboy flag, hopped in his car and drove off.

Police said a man was taken from the scene to be treated for a bruised forehead.

Law and Dis-Order Rule #29 – Don’t Mess With Texas!!!!!!

Case #3 - All the Answers, but no Common Sense!!!!

Last but not least coming your way from Fort Smith Arkansas where a 28 year old man decided to steal a plane. This guy drove his pick- up truck through a fence at the Fort Smith airport, drove 100 yards to the airplane, got out of his truck and proceeded to get on the airplane.

The 28 year old man was headed to Israel and he told police that he had "all the answers."
So how did the cops catch him? One little detail I forgot to inform you about the plane. The plane was missing its propellers.

The man was arrested and taken to county jail. He faces charges of felony criminal mischief and misdemeanor criminal trespass.

Law and Dis-Order Rule #30- When stealing an airplane it is crucial to make sure the plane is of quality to fly your whole distance of flight.

-Until Next time, Take Care and May God Bless -3B

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