Beginning of the Week Blues

Welcome back to Law and Disorder. I figure it’s Monday and chances are you are in the mood for some humor. So let’s sit back and relax as our bozo plane takes off in search of an idiot and lands safely in La Marque, Texas.

Case#1

It is here we find a couple who were out on the town, just having some fun, drinking massive amounts of alcohol, popping a few pills, and smoking some hay; you know the ganja giggle grass. When all of a sudden the high just hit a little too hard and this couple decided they needed to find a ride home, because they were tripping out.


So into the Police Station they strolled to see if someone could give them a lift, as a young woman (whose name was not released) collapsed to the floor unconscious. Her 22-year-old boyfriend Michael Carl Bell of Texas City was arrested after being searched and police finding his stash of marijuana in his shoes. Bell’s bond was set at $2,592. Bell’s girlfriend, who received medical attention, recovered and will be cited for public intoxication.

Law and Disorder lesson #4, when getting all tweaked up and taking a ride on that magic carpet; don’t be fooled by all the cop cars sitting out front of a building, chances are it’s not a hallucination, chances are it’s really a police station and better yet cops and drugs do not mix.

Case#2

Next we fly to Mobile, Alabama where two teenagers jumped a fence, and broke into 12 cars early Saturday morning ripping out car stereos and getting away. Turns out these two young criminal masterminds were successful in their heist. They had jumped a fence into the Mobile Police impound lot, and due to poor lighting, the cameras did not pick up the individuals who were responsible.


But as we are here to highlight the ignorant, we cannot allow them to get off that easy right?

So Mobile Police figured if they were dumb enough to steal from the police once, chances are they were dumb enough to steal from the police twice. So they set up more surveillance to catch them.

Sure enough Sunday morning they came back this time breaking into 18 cars; however this time when they tried to scale the fence to leave, Mobile Police arrested 19-year old Lamario Risper, and a 17-year old minor.

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Law and Disorder lesson #5, if you rob the police once and get away, do not under any circumstances go back for seconds.

Case#3

This time let’s fly across the USA to Bellevue Washington, where 32-year old Patrick Rosario was home in his basement sulking over being laid off from his job when he heard burglars upstairs. Rosario called 9-1-1 then he snuck out of the house.

On his way to safety, he noticed a white van sitting in front of his house. Not only were the keys in the ignition but the motor was still running, then Rosario had the epiphany of a lifetime. That’s right, he stole the burglars getaway van.

Police say the burglars left 3 flat screen televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

Law and Disorder commends Patrick Rosario for outwitting, the dumb. I am sure nothing feels better than stealing from the people who are stealing from you.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC