Pit Bull's, Suitcases, and Blind Hero's

Thursday marks the spot as the world stands still and idiots get the spotlight. Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to this week’s edition of Law & Dis-order


Case #1 Bad Dog Coco Bad Dog


Today we will start out in Auburn Massachusetts, where two brothers were driving down the Massachusetts Turnpike to Interstate 290 in Auburn on Monday night with their dog (whom for purposes of this story we will just call Coco).


State Police pulled the car over for speeding and as the cop approached the car he noticed a beautiful pit-bull and a 50pd bag of dog food. As the officer was asking for license and registration he complimented the guys on their dog. Just like that, Coco stuck her head in the bag of dog food pulling out a plastic bag holding 20 grams of crack cocaine and a gun.


The two brothers were taken to jail and state police said arrangements have been made for the care of the dog.


Law and Disorder Rule #16 drug dogs are great for the police, but not so much for the drug dealer.


Case #2 Where did I leave that bag?


Let’s go international today as we head to Beijing China, where police say they have arrested a Nigerian man who left a suitcase packed with 190 lbs of marijuana at the airport, only to get caught trying to recover it the next day.




Reporters stated it was unclear if the man left the suitcase out of being nervous due to airport security or if he simply forgot to grab it.

Law and Disorder Rule #17 Marijuana affects the Memory.



Case #3 Don't Mess with Jerry!


Law and Dis-order is proud to bring you today’s case #3 from Fenton Missouri. It is here we find a legally blind man who saved a woman after a 45-year-old man broke into her apartment on Saturday night. The criminal, a convicted rapist, was waiting for the woman to return home from work.

Jerry, who is blind, heard noises coming from the apartment. Jerry is blind in his left eye and has about 25 percent vision in his right eye.


Jerry (who only wanted his first name released) went to the apartment and kicked open the door, surprising the would-be attacker and retaining him until the police arrived. The woman came home and confirmed she didn't know the man in her apartment, and police took the suspect away.


Law and Disorder salutes Jerry, for being a hero and helping others in a time of need.


-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

Deer, Boss Men, And Dummies

We here at Law & Disorder salute you Mr. Idiot, after all without you these blogs would just be words. Let’s kick it off in Burlington Vermont.

Case #1 I Killed Bambi

It is here in Vermont we find the story of 19-year old Marcel Fournier who spent 10 days in a jail cell. Why you may ask? It’s actually a very interesting story.

Turns out back on the evening of November the 22nd last year, Fournier showed up to Barnie’s Market with a dead deer in the back of his Toyota Tacoma. He was awful proud of his recent kill, as spectators walked up to see a very small fawn with a massive 10- point rack.

In Vermont it is illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it's also illegal to hunt at night. So with that little bit of information, it is here the story becomes interesting.

Turns out hours earlier our friend Fournier was spotted at the local hardware store where he bought lag bolts and epoxy glue. He then glued on a 10-point rack to a doe. Then off to Barnie’s Market he strolled to check his new kill as lawful game.

Game wardens watched as Fournier posed to have his photo taken with the deer, and became very interested with the kill after the antlers fell off.

Fournier was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.

Law and Disorder Rule #14 when breaking the law on killing game, just hide the evidence, take Bambi on home and make jerky and burgers. Do not take it to show off your rack at the local market.

Case #2 - Chill Out Boss Man

Next we head to Bryant Arkansas where a 24-year old woman had the right idea on how to chill her boss out, only problem was, she got caught.

Police said the woman had been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee. Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veterinarian John Duckett's drink.

Law and Disorder Rule #15 when drugging a co-worker or boss always stick with the story “It wasn’t me.”


Case #3 - Buckle Up Dummy!!!!

Next we will hop on a plane and fly over to Bellevue, Washington where a man was pulled over for his passenger not wearing a seat belt while riding in the HOV lane, better known as the car pooling lane.

After the vehicle was pulled over the state trooper found out that the passenger was a homemade dummy in the passenger seat. The dummy was created so the driver could sneak into the car pool lane.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.

Law and Disorder just has to say “Buckle up dummy.”

-Until next time take care and may God Bless.

Murphey USA, McDonald's, and Pee!!!!!!!

As spring break has already kicked off in parts of the United States, we encourage you to have a great time but please do not do anything stupid. You could end up being featured on Law & Disorder just like the idiots that you are about to read about.

Case #1

Lets kick it off in Lehigh Acres Florida, where a man was at Murphy USA gas station. It appears that the man, who we will refer to as the victim, was just trying to be a good husband with gentleman like qualities. He was standing outside the store in a parking space reserving it for his wife.

Along comes another male who wanted to park in the space, we shall refer to this male as the suspect. The victim told deputies that he held up his hands when the suspect pulled up to the line, but the suspect drove forward and hit him in the knees. When he yelled at the suspect to stop, authorities said the suspect pulled forward and hit the man again, causing bruising and swelling.

The suspect whose name was not released was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

Law & Disorder Rule # 12 it’s not cool to use your car as a weapon, but on the flip side don’t stand in front of a bullet either.

Case #2

While we are in Florida, let’s head over to Fort Pierce where a woman called 9-1-1 three times, when she found herself in what she believed was an emergency.

We have all been in her place at one point or another; as we ride down the road and see that golden arch, or perhaps another sign that fits our taste buds. This is the story of 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman, who not only wanted but paid for a 10-piece nugget meal but drove around and paid for it before she found out the restaurant had run out.

When Goodman asked for a refund, she was informed by the cashier that at McDonalds all sales are final. She could not offer a refund but would be more than glad to offer her a larger portion of different food for the same price.

It was at this point Goodman snapped and called 9-1-1 three times. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charges.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Law and Disorder Rule# 13 Personally we don’t see the point in calling 9-1-1, just get out of the car and yank that cashier out the window; after all an assault charge looks so much better than misuse of 911 charges. After all we love to see you Smile!!!

Case #3

Next we head to Hartford Wisconsin, where the pee bandit has struck again. As it turns out for the second time in three months, police have had to investigate whether a high school student urinated in a drink before someone took a sip. A 16-year-old boy at Hartford Union High School urinated in a drink and offered it to his basketball teammates. A 15-year-old boy took a sip and stopped when other boys laughed.

Law and Disorder is just curious if the boy said if it tasted like piss or not.

-Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Pot Smoking, Grocery Shopping, and Car Washing

Today is Thursday which means it is time once again to bring you some great stories about idiots caught in the act. It is something we like to call Law & Disorder. Today we will start in North Port Florida, and by the end of this entry chances are you will never want to vacuum your car out again at the local car wash.

Case #1

A cop stops a car for a routine stop, reason for stopping them was they passed him with their high beams on. As the cop approaches the car he gets a whiff of marijuana. When he went back to the car after checking their identification, he said he found the pair covered in "little, green leafy-like substance," and they were chewing and having trouble swallowing.

Turns out what he smelt was indeed marijuana, and the two 19-years-olds in the car were trying to swallow a bag of marijuana during the traffic stop. The officer reported finding four grams of marijuana in one of the teen's shoes, leading to an additional possession charge.

Law & Disorder rule #9 when trying to swallow drugs, it’s typically best not to get caught with your mouth full.

Case #2

We travel to New Britain, Connecticut where 42-year-old Joel Rubin was charged with using a stolen credit card to purchase merchandise.

How did he ever get caught?

Well as most great minded criminals have a bullet proof plan, good ole’ Joel did not. While Joel was in the process of using his stolen credit card in a grocery store, he decided he would like a little more of a discount, so what is a crook to do? You guessed it, he used his very own discount card. As his real name was on the discount card, he was easy to find.

Law & Disorder rule #10 – Never try and get a discount on something that you are not truthfully paying for anyway.

Case #3

Let’s hop in the car and ride to the local car wash in Township Michigan as 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage stopped by there earlier this week. As it turns out, locals in Township really frown upon lonely guys hanging around the car wash.

Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash. The activity you ask. It was a simple infraction as poor ole lonely Savage was making love to the vacuum hose.

Savage has already appeared in court in which he pleaded no contest to the charges of indecent exposure.

Law & Disorder rule #11 – Don’t make love to the appliances at the car wash, it’s weird and distasteful.

Until next time take care and God bless.-BC

Its Fat Tuesday

Its Fat Tuesday here in the states as Mardi Gras has officially started. As the celebration kicks off and women everywhere are looking for beads, we here at Law and Disorder have a different type of mission to bring to your attention. It’s the code of the dumb and ignorant and its getting kicked off right now as we travel to Falmouth Massachusetts.





Case #1

I am sure as children you remember your parents instilling the value of manners such as thank you and your welcome and so forth. Manners are what our first story is all about.

The Cape Cod Times reported that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in Falmouth Massachusetts on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man. As the 38-year old man walked through the door he did not thank the other man.

Turns out the 50-year old man felt offended by not being thanked and implied to the 38-year old man that he was rude. This comment turned into an argument which then led to the 38-year old man heading to his car and grabbing a golf club which he then used to beat the 50-year old man down.

The 38-year old man was arrested and charged with assault. Law and Disorder has no record of whether or not the 38-year old man said he was sorry, or if the 50-year old man told cops thank you for their services.

Case #2

Imagine that you are sitting in a jail cell and you look over at a guy and pop the question “So what are you in for?” His response is a unique one “being a good friend”.

A 26-year old man was charged with breaking and entering after some urine samples went missing from a medical facility in Grand Blanc Township, Michigan.

That’s right urine samples stolen from a medical facility, and the kicker is, it wasn’t his urine. Turns out it was his friends who had taken the test for a job at the hospital but realized testing positive for cocaine might not land him the job, so he sent our 26-year old hero in for the heist.

Our 26-year old man got caught not far from the scene of the crime with a back pack full of urine. He may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, or the sharpest crayon in the box, but he is a really good friend.

Law and Disorder Rule #8- Do not steal urine; it’s not sanitary (if it’s not yours).

Case #3

It was 27-degees in Bay City, Michigan on Friday morning as a funeral was being held inside St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church.

Police received 911 calls about a man lurking outside the church. When police arrived at the church it wasn’t too hard to pick out whom the calls were about.

Turns out a young man had been having problems with his parents and decided he needed to go to church. The kicker to this story is he was naked as a jay bird in 27-degree weather. Supposedly the man cursed and verbally abused the police officer. The police officer immobilized him with a taser, an electronic device that fires barbs causing temporary paralysis.

Going to church brought no peace for our young naked friend.

Until next time take care and God bless -BC

This Week of Shockers

Its Thursday here in the states, I for one feel a little under the weather, but rumor has it laughter is the best medicine. So I hope this edition of Law and Disorder can help us both feel a little better about ourselves.

Case #1

Today we start off in Metairie, Louisiana, where deputies said they didn't have to look far to find the person who stole thousands of dollars worth of heating and air conditioning equipment. They say the thief was right behind the counter.

On Jan. 9, the manager filed a theft report indicating that 70 rolls of 50-foot copper sheets were missing from his inventory. The report said that further investigation by the company revealed that the manager had been entering the store after hours using his personal alarm code.

Turns out the 44-year-old manager, who manages the appliance part store, made off with about $203,000 worth of inventory.

Officials said the manager later confessed to selling the equipment and pocketing up to $50,000 in cash on the deals.

Law and Disorder Rule #6, when stealing after hours from the company you work for; do not use your employee ID number with the security system. It’s a dead giveaway on what you have been doing.

Case #2

For case number two, lets board a plane or jump the Rio Grande and flee to Monterrey, Mexico for our first ever International File. It is here in Mexico we find Ana Gomez. Gomez was a local in Monterrey and was best known for strolling around town in her wheel chair begging for spare change.

So imagine how surprised everyone was to hear that dear Ana and her husband had tried to rob the local furniture store, or how shocked they were to find out that after a security guard had confronted the couple, Ana jumped out of her wheelchair and ran away on foot.

Ana and her husband showed true Law and Disorder identity when they returned to the store to get her wheelchair, the couple was arrested.

Law and Disorder Rule #7, when tricking the whole town into believing that you are a quadriplegic from the waist down, first off congrats on that task by itself. But second off, when getting caught during a heist and you jump up and take off running, just praise God for a miracle with your new magic legs, and for god’s sake do not return to the scene of the crime.

Case #3

Let’s jump on the Gulf Stream and head over to Pensacola, Florida. A deputy responded to an alarm at a convenient store early Tuesday morning and reported seeing a 37-year-old man exiting through a smashed-out front door while carrying several packs of cigarettes.

Deputies said the man tried to flee, but the handfuls of cigarettes prevented him from holding up his pants, which fell down and tripped him before he could make it out of the parking lot.

The man was charged with criminal mischief, burglary, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $12,000 bail.

Law and Disorder rule #8, its never fun getting caught with your pants down.

Just because it is too odd to pass up:

Reporters claim that China is taking credit for the first snowfall of the winter in Beijing. Officials claim they fired sticks of chemicals into the sky to seed clouds in a bid to end a persistent drought.

Zhang Qiang, deputy director of the Beijing Weather Modification Command Centre, was quoted as saying it had fired 426 cigarette-size sticks of silver iodide to seed the clouds from 28 "weather rocket launch bases" in the city.

Law and Disorder commends China for being a super power country in our world, after all to my knowledge they are the only country with superpowers.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Beginning of the Week Blues

Welcome back to Law and Disorder. I figure it’s Monday and chances are you are in the mood for some humor. So let’s sit back and relax as our bozo plane takes off in search of an idiot and lands safely in La Marque, Texas.

Case#1

It is here we find a couple who were out on the town, just having some fun, drinking massive amounts of alcohol, popping a few pills, and smoking some hay; you know the ganja giggle grass. When all of a sudden the high just hit a little too hard and this couple decided they needed to find a ride home, because they were tripping out.


So into the Police Station they strolled to see if someone could give them a lift, as a young woman (whose name was not released) collapsed to the floor unconscious. Her 22-year-old boyfriend Michael Carl Bell of Texas City was arrested after being searched and police finding his stash of marijuana in his shoes. Bell’s bond was set at $2,592. Bell’s girlfriend, who received medical attention, recovered and will be cited for public intoxication.

Law and Disorder lesson #4, when getting all tweaked up and taking a ride on that magic carpet; don’t be fooled by all the cop cars sitting out front of a building, chances are it’s not a hallucination, chances are it’s really a police station and better yet cops and drugs do not mix.

Case#2

Next we fly to Mobile, Alabama where two teenagers jumped a fence, and broke into 12 cars early Saturday morning ripping out car stereos and getting away. Turns out these two young criminal masterminds were successful in their heist. They had jumped a fence into the Mobile Police impound lot, and due to poor lighting, the cameras did not pick up the individuals who were responsible.


But as we are here to highlight the ignorant, we cannot allow them to get off that easy right?

So Mobile Police figured if they were dumb enough to steal from the police once, chances are they were dumb enough to steal from the police twice. So they set up more surveillance to catch them.

Sure enough Sunday morning they came back this time breaking into 18 cars; however this time when they tried to scale the fence to leave, Mobile Police arrested 19-year old Lamario Risper, and a 17-year old minor.

WKRG.com

Law and Disorder lesson #5, if you rob the police once and get away, do not under any circumstances go back for seconds.

Case#3

This time let’s fly across the USA to Bellevue Washington, where 32-year old Patrick Rosario was home in his basement sulking over being laid off from his job when he heard burglars upstairs. Rosario called 9-1-1 then he snuck out of the house.

On his way to safety, he noticed a white van sitting in front of his house. Not only were the keys in the ignition but the motor was still running, then Rosario had the epiphany of a lifetime. That’s right, he stole the burglars getaway van.

Police say the burglars left 3 flat screen televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

Law and Disorder commends Patrick Rosario for outwitting, the dumb. I am sure nothing feels better than stealing from the people who are stealing from you.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC