Its Fat Tuesday

Its Fat Tuesday here in the states as Mardi Gras has officially started. As the celebration kicks off and women everywhere are looking for beads, we here at Law and Disorder have a different type of mission to bring to your attention. It’s the code of the dumb and ignorant and its getting kicked off right now as we travel to Falmouth Massachusetts.





Case #1

I am sure as children you remember your parents instilling the value of manners such as thank you and your welcome and so forth. Manners are what our first story is all about.

The Cape Cod Times reported that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in Falmouth Massachusetts on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man. As the 38-year old man walked through the door he did not thank the other man.

Turns out the 50-year old man felt offended by not being thanked and implied to the 38-year old man that he was rude. This comment turned into an argument which then led to the 38-year old man heading to his car and grabbing a golf club which he then used to beat the 50-year old man down.

The 38-year old man was arrested and charged with assault. Law and Disorder has no record of whether or not the 38-year old man said he was sorry, or if the 50-year old man told cops thank you for their services.

Case #2

Imagine that you are sitting in a jail cell and you look over at a guy and pop the question “So what are you in for?” His response is a unique one “being a good friend”.

A 26-year old man was charged with breaking and entering after some urine samples went missing from a medical facility in Grand Blanc Township, Michigan.

That’s right urine samples stolen from a medical facility, and the kicker is, it wasn’t his urine. Turns out it was his friends who had taken the test for a job at the hospital but realized testing positive for cocaine might not land him the job, so he sent our 26-year old hero in for the heist.

Our 26-year old man got caught not far from the scene of the crime with a back pack full of urine. He may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, or the sharpest crayon in the box, but he is a really good friend.

Law and Disorder Rule #8- Do not steal urine; it’s not sanitary (if it’s not yours).

Case #3

It was 27-degees in Bay City, Michigan on Friday morning as a funeral was being held inside St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church.

Police received 911 calls about a man lurking outside the church. When police arrived at the church it wasn’t too hard to pick out whom the calls were about.

Turns out a young man had been having problems with his parents and decided he needed to go to church. The kicker to this story is he was naked as a jay bird in 27-degree weather. Supposedly the man cursed and verbally abused the police officer. The police officer immobilized him with a taser, an electronic device that fires barbs causing temporary paralysis.

Going to church brought no peace for our young naked friend.

Until next time take care and God bless -BC