Pot Smoking, Grocery Shopping, and Car Washing

Today is Thursday which means it is time once again to bring you some great stories about idiots caught in the act. It is something we like to call Law & Disorder. Today we will start in North Port Florida, and by the end of this entry chances are you will never want to vacuum your car out again at the local car wash.

Case #1

A cop stops a car for a routine stop, reason for stopping them was they passed him with their high beams on. As the cop approaches the car he gets a whiff of marijuana. When he went back to the car after checking their identification, he said he found the pair covered in "little, green leafy-like substance," and they were chewing and having trouble swallowing.

Turns out what he smelt was indeed marijuana, and the two 19-years-olds in the car were trying to swallow a bag of marijuana during the traffic stop. The officer reported finding four grams of marijuana in one of the teen's shoes, leading to an additional possession charge.

Law & Disorder rule #9 when trying to swallow drugs, it’s typically best not to get caught with your mouth full.

Case #2

We travel to New Britain, Connecticut where 42-year-old Joel Rubin was charged with using a stolen credit card to purchase merchandise.

How did he ever get caught?

Well as most great minded criminals have a bullet proof plan, good ole’ Joel did not. While Joel was in the process of using his stolen credit card in a grocery store, he decided he would like a little more of a discount, so what is a crook to do? You guessed it, he used his very own discount card. As his real name was on the discount card, he was easy to find.

Law & Disorder rule #10 – Never try and get a discount on something that you are not truthfully paying for anyway.

Case #3

Let’s hop in the car and ride to the local car wash in Township Michigan as 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage stopped by there earlier this week. As it turns out, locals in Township really frown upon lonely guys hanging around the car wash.

Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash. The activity you ask. It was a simple infraction as poor ole lonely Savage was making love to the vacuum hose.

Savage has already appeared in court in which he pleaded no contest to the charges of indecent exposure.

Law & Disorder rule #11 – Don’t make love to the appliances at the car wash, it’s weird and distasteful.

Until next time take care and God bless.-BC