Murphey USA, McDonald's, and Pee!!!!!!!

As spring break has already kicked off in parts of the United States, we encourage you to have a great time but please do not do anything stupid. You could end up being featured on Law & Disorder just like the idiots that you are about to read about.

Case #1

Lets kick it off in Lehigh Acres Florida, where a man was at Murphy USA gas station. It appears that the man, who we will refer to as the victim, was just trying to be a good husband with gentleman like qualities. He was standing outside the store in a parking space reserving it for his wife.

Along comes another male who wanted to park in the space, we shall refer to this male as the suspect. The victim told deputies that he held up his hands when the suspect pulled up to the line, but the suspect drove forward and hit him in the knees. When he yelled at the suspect to stop, authorities said the suspect pulled forward and hit the man again, causing bruising and swelling.

The suspect whose name was not released was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

Law & Disorder Rule # 12 it’s not cool to use your car as a weapon, but on the flip side don’t stand in front of a bullet either.

Case #2

While we are in Florida, let’s head over to Fort Pierce where a woman called 9-1-1 three times, when she found herself in what she believed was an emergency.

We have all been in her place at one point or another; as we ride down the road and see that golden arch, or perhaps another sign that fits our taste buds. This is the story of 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman, who not only wanted but paid for a 10-piece nugget meal but drove around and paid for it before she found out the restaurant had run out.

When Goodman asked for a refund, she was informed by the cashier that at McDonalds all sales are final. She could not offer a refund but would be more than glad to offer her a larger portion of different food for the same price.

It was at this point Goodman snapped and called 9-1-1 three times. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charges.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Law and Disorder Rule# 13 Personally we don’t see the point in calling 9-1-1, just get out of the car and yank that cashier out the window; after all an assault charge looks so much better than misuse of 911 charges. After all we love to see you Smile!!!

Case #3

Next we head to Hartford Wisconsin, where the pee bandit has struck again. As it turns out for the second time in three months, police have had to investigate whether a high school student urinated in a drink before someone took a sip. A 16-year-old boy at Hartford Union High School urinated in a drink and offered it to his basketball teammates. A 15-year-old boy took a sip and stopped when other boys laughed.

Law and Disorder is just curious if the boy said if it tasted like piss or not.

-Until next time take care and God Bless -BC