Deer, Boss Men, And Dummies

We here at Law & Disorder salute you Mr. Idiot, after all without you these blogs would just be words. Let’s kick it off in Burlington Vermont.

Case #1 I Killed Bambi

It is here in Vermont we find the story of 19-year old Marcel Fournier who spent 10 days in a jail cell. Why you may ask? It’s actually a very interesting story.

Turns out back on the evening of November the 22nd last year, Fournier showed up to Barnie’s Market with a dead deer in the back of his Toyota Tacoma. He was awful proud of his recent kill, as spectators walked up to see a very small fawn with a massive 10- point rack.

In Vermont it is illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it's also illegal to hunt at night. So with that little bit of information, it is here the story becomes interesting.

Turns out hours earlier our friend Fournier was spotted at the local hardware store where he bought lag bolts and epoxy glue. He then glued on a 10-point rack to a doe. Then off to Barnie’s Market he strolled to check his new kill as lawful game.

Game wardens watched as Fournier posed to have his photo taken with the deer, and became very interested with the kill after the antlers fell off.

Fournier was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.

Law and Disorder Rule #14 when breaking the law on killing game, just hide the evidence, take Bambi on home and make jerky and burgers. Do not take it to show off your rack at the local market.

Case #2 - Chill Out Boss Man

Next we head to Bryant Arkansas where a 24-year old woman had the right idea on how to chill her boss out, only problem was, she got caught.

Police said the woman had been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee. Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veterinarian John Duckett's drink.

Law and Disorder Rule #15 when drugging a co-worker or boss always stick with the story “It wasn’t me.”


Case #3 - Buckle Up Dummy!!!!

Next we will hop on a plane and fly over to Bellevue, Washington where a man was pulled over for his passenger not wearing a seat belt while riding in the HOV lane, better known as the car pooling lane.

After the vehicle was pulled over the state trooper found out that the passenger was a homemade dummy in the passenger seat. The dummy was created so the driver could sneak into the car pool lane.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.

Law and Disorder just has to say “Buckle up dummy.”

-Until next time take care and may God Bless.