Grab and Run, Give me your Cash, and Falling Asleep

Today is Thursday April 2, 2009 which means it is time once again for another addition of law and dis-order.

Case #1

Today we start off in Trenton New Jersey where police say a 19-year old tried to outwit a 76-year old man. The 19-year old walked into the liquor store and grabbed a bottle and headed for the door at full speed. The 76-year old hit a trigger lock that was hidden behind the counter locking the 19-year old inside the store, as well as notifying the cops.

The 19-year old pulled out a handgun, and the 76-year old laughed as he could tell it wasn’t real.
When the cops showed up, they found the toy gun in the garbage can and the 19-year old sitting in the floor crying his eyes out. The 19-year old was taken to jail and charged with robbery.

Law and Disorder rule #23 Never show weakness, Bubba and Bubbles may have word on the outside if you show weakness or not. Bubba and Bubbles love weakness.

Case #2

Next we travel to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where John Comparetto claims he has met the dumbest criminal in history.

John Comparetto who is a retired police chief, was attending a police officer’s convention where there were over 300 officers in attendance. John had gone to the restroom and when he was exiting a stall he was met by a gunman who was demanding money. John stalled the gunman for a matter of about 30 seconds until another police officer walked into the restroom and apprehended the suspect.

Law and Disorder rule # 24 Always, Always Case the joint before your robbery also see Law and Disorder Rule # 20

Case #3

Last but not least we travel to Orem, Utah where Police got word of a man who was drinking and driving. Police said the man was easy to find. As the officers were looking for a car that fit the description, another call came through from 9-1-1 claiming a man had passed out in the drive thru at McDonalds. As it turns out, the suspect was waiting for them in his car.

Police said the man passed out because of a combination of alcohol and prescription drugs. He was charged with driving under the influence.

Deer, Boss Men, And Dummies

We here at Law & Disorder salute you Mr. Idiot, after all without you these blogs would just be words. Let’s kick it off in Burlington Vermont.

Case #1 I Killed Bambi

It is here in Vermont we find the story of 19-year old Marcel Fournier who spent 10 days in a jail cell. Why you may ask? It’s actually a very interesting story.

Turns out back on the evening of November the 22nd last year, Fournier showed up to Barnie’s Market with a dead deer in the back of his Toyota Tacoma. He was awful proud of his recent kill, as spectators walked up to see a very small fawn with a massive 10- point rack.

In Vermont it is illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it's also illegal to hunt at night. So with that little bit of information, it is here the story becomes interesting.

Turns out hours earlier our friend Fournier was spotted at the local hardware store where he bought lag bolts and epoxy glue. He then glued on a 10-point rack to a doe. Then off to Barnie’s Market he strolled to check his new kill as lawful game.

Game wardens watched as Fournier posed to have his photo taken with the deer, and became very interested with the kill after the antlers fell off.

Fournier was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.

Law and Disorder Rule #14 when breaking the law on killing game, just hide the evidence, take Bambi on home and make jerky and burgers. Do not take it to show off your rack at the local market.

Case #2 - Chill Out Boss Man

Next we head to Bryant Arkansas where a 24-year old woman had the right idea on how to chill her boss out, only problem was, she got caught.

Police said the woman had been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee. Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veterinarian John Duckett's drink.

Law and Disorder Rule #15 when drugging a co-worker or boss always stick with the story “It wasn’t me.”


Case #3 - Buckle Up Dummy!!!!

Next we will hop on a plane and fly over to Bellevue, Washington where a man was pulled over for his passenger not wearing a seat belt while riding in the HOV lane, better known as the car pooling lane.

After the vehicle was pulled over the state trooper found out that the passenger was a homemade dummy in the passenger seat. The dummy was created so the driver could sneak into the car pool lane.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.

Law and Disorder just has to say “Buckle up dummy.”

-Until next time take care and may God Bless.

Murphey USA, McDonald's, and Pee!!!!!!!

As spring break has already kicked off in parts of the United States, we encourage you to have a great time but please do not do anything stupid. You could end up being featured on Law & Disorder just like the idiots that you are about to read about.

Case #1

Lets kick it off in Lehigh Acres Florida, where a man was at Murphy USA gas station. It appears that the man, who we will refer to as the victim, was just trying to be a good husband with gentleman like qualities. He was standing outside the store in a parking space reserving it for his wife.

Along comes another male who wanted to park in the space, we shall refer to this male as the suspect. The victim told deputies that he held up his hands when the suspect pulled up to the line, but the suspect drove forward and hit him in the knees. When he yelled at the suspect to stop, authorities said the suspect pulled forward and hit the man again, causing bruising and swelling.

The suspect whose name was not released was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

Law & Disorder Rule # 12 it’s not cool to use your car as a weapon, but on the flip side don’t stand in front of a bullet either.

Case #2

While we are in Florida, let’s head over to Fort Pierce where a woman called 9-1-1 three times, when she found herself in what she believed was an emergency.

We have all been in her place at one point or another; as we ride down the road and see that golden arch, or perhaps another sign that fits our taste buds. This is the story of 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman, who not only wanted but paid for a 10-piece nugget meal but drove around and paid for it before she found out the restaurant had run out.

When Goodman asked for a refund, she was informed by the cashier that at McDonalds all sales are final. She could not offer a refund but would be more than glad to offer her a larger portion of different food for the same price.

It was at this point Goodman snapped and called 9-1-1 three times. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charges.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Law and Disorder Rule# 13 Personally we don’t see the point in calling 9-1-1, just get out of the car and yank that cashier out the window; after all an assault charge looks so much better than misuse of 911 charges. After all we love to see you Smile!!!

Case #3

Next we head to Hartford Wisconsin, where the pee bandit has struck again. As it turns out for the second time in three months, police have had to investigate whether a high school student urinated in a drink before someone took a sip. A 16-year-old boy at Hartford Union High School urinated in a drink and offered it to his basketball teammates. A 15-year-old boy took a sip and stopped when other boys laughed.

Law and Disorder is just curious if the boy said if it tasted like piss or not.

-Until next time take care and God Bless -BC