Today is Thursday April 2, 2009 which means it is time once again for another addition of law and dis-order.
Case #1
Today we start off in Trenton New Jersey where police say a 19-year old tried to outwit a 76-year old man. The 19-year old walked into the liquor store and grabbed a bottle and headed for the door at full speed. The 76-year old hit a trigger lock that was hidden behind the counter locking the 19-year old inside the store, as well as notifying the cops.
The 19-year old pulled out a handgun, and the 76-year old laughed as he could tell it wasn’t real.
When the cops showed up, they found the toy gun in the garbage can and the 19-year old sitting in the floor crying his eyes out. The 19-year old was taken to jail and charged with robbery.
Law and Disorder rule #23 Never show weakness, Bubba and Bubbles may have word on the outside if you show weakness or not. Bubba and Bubbles love weakness.
Case #2
Next we travel to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where John Comparetto claims he has met the dumbest criminal in history.
John Comparetto who is a retired police chief, was attending a police officer’s convention where there were over 300 officers in attendance. John had gone to the restroom and when he was exiting a stall he was met by a gunman who was demanding money. John stalled the gunman for a matter of about 30 seconds until another police officer walked into the restroom and apprehended the suspect.
Law and Disorder rule # 24 Always, Always Case the joint before your robbery also see Law and Disorder Rule # 20
Case #3
Last but not least we travel to Orem, Utah where Police got word of a man who was drinking and driving. Police said the man was easy to find. As the officers were looking for a car that fit the description, another call came through from 9-1-1 claiming a man had passed out in the drive thru at McDonalds. As it turns out, the suspect was waiting for them in his car.
Police said the man passed out because of a combination of alcohol and prescription drugs. He was charged with driving under the influence.
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Hum. That last guy should maybe be charged with sitting in the McDonald's line drunk and passed out (-: You know that had to tick off the people waiting behind him.
ReplyDeleteTks for your help with equipment. It just never seems to want to work right. There should be a law about that.
That old man in case #1 reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. "Do you feel lucky, PUNK? Well DO YOU??" Haha
ReplyDeleteHey McDonalds can be really tricky you know...
ReplyDeleteHahaha... probably not the smartest idea to stage a holdup at a police officers convention! Duh?
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