Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI's

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI’s have grabbed the attention of Law and Dis-Order once again, so without further ado allow, us to jump right into


Case #1 You Missed!!!


Starting off today in Mashantucket Connecticut where the Pee Bandit has struck again. We have all been in this guys place at one time or another. There you stand when the notion hits you that you have to pee. For this guy it seemed smarter to just whip it out and pee in the garbage can then rather try to make it to the restroom.


So the 39-year old man has whipped it out and has started to relieve himself inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods, when a Casino employee approached the man. The man became unaware of his aim and urinated all over the employee.


Police charged the man with breach of peace. They said he was intoxicated and he was arrested without incident.


Law and Disorder Rule # 21 When intoxicated and urinating never lose sight of your target; remember innocent bystanders could be harmed.


Case #2 Party Foul!!!!!


Next we head to Ferndale Michigan where 18-year old Tyler Quick is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post his $25,000 bond.


Tyler Quick was attending a party with some friends, when the host whom was 51-years of age passed out. No harm no foul right? Well as it turns out the man passed out with his shoes on. As all of us college kids know, this as a party foul. That is if you pass out with your shoes on, you get messed with.


Now here in the south, in my home town, the punishment for passing out with your shoes on is typically a magic marker taken to the face. In worse case scenarios we may use a permanent marker to draw obscene images and words on the person who has passed out.


But in Michigan, they have taken this whole party foul to a new level. As Tyler Quick yelled “Party Foul!!” he placed a burning candle under the man’s crotch, setting fire to his pants and causing 3rd degree burns.


Tyler Quick was charged with assault, and the 51-year old man was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


Law and Disorder is just curious as to whether the 51-year old man is a registered sex offender.


Case #3 Like Father Like Son.


Last but not least we head to Columbia City Indiana where a 19-year old got caught driving while intoxicated.


The 19-year old was stopped for a 73mph in a 60 mph zone. They found he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.17 percent — or more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent for someone who is the age of 21 or older.


The state troopers contacted the family to make them aware of the situation and let them know where the vehicle, which was registered in their name, could be picked up.


On the arrival of the father to pick up the car, troopers noticed the smell of alcohol on the father’s breath. Turns out the father was also intoxicated, his blood-alcohol level was 0.10 percent.


State police said both were booked into jail on preliminary charges of driving while intoxicated.


Law and Dis-order Rule # 22 Never Drink and Drive, but if you do, never get close enough to a cop so that he can smell your breath.


--Until next time take care and may God Bless -- BC

2 comments:

  1. I will vote for the magic markers rather than the candle. Whew boy. It is just not safe to pass out around friends these days I suppose.

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  2. Hahaha... I think I'll just stick to looking for a bathroom!

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