Thursday, March 26, 2009

Spray Paint, Off Duty Officers, and Gassy Children

Its Thursday which means 3 new cases are coming your way, informing you on some of the world’s biggest idiots whom were caught in the act.

Case #1 She makes me want to paint the town red.

Today we start out in Hilton Head Island South Carolina, where a young man’s romantic gesture got him into trouble. The young man wanted to ask a young lady out for the night of the prom and he wanted to be a little bit creative and unique in his approach. So the young man grabbed a few cans of spray paint and headed over to the beach which was directly in front of her house.

He spray painted the word “Prom” on the beach. A neighbor caught him in the act and notified police.

Deputies made the teen clean the area and the spray paint cans were sent to environmental officials to see if the chemicals pose any harm to the beach.

Police will not fine or charge the teen until the cans are analyzed.

Law and Dis-order has no word on whether she said yes or not.


Case #2 I guess he didn’t see that coming.

Next we travel to Lawrence, Massachusetts where a man who was in need of money came up with the perfect idea of a heist.
He walked to the Golden House Restaurant on Wednesday night and asked the cashier to make change from a quarter of all things. When she opened the register he reached over and grabbed cash and ran out the door on his way to freedom.

On his exit the owner yelled “Robbery!!”, and four plainclothes police officers who were enjoying their dinner, jumped up and chased the man, catching him moments later.
The man was charged with unarmed robbery, larceny, assault and battery on a police officer, and resisting arrest.
Law and Disorder Rule # 20 When casing a joint, try to see if any customers appear to look like cops, or bouncers, or probation officers anything that can screw your plan up before it gets started.

Case #3 the gas bandit strikes again.
This next story has gained worldwide attention, in this story no one got arrested, however a student has been arrested for the same type of action before.

An eighth grader from Lakeland Florida was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after cutting the cheese. The bus driver claims that the 15-year old passed gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

School officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance.
The 15-year old said he wasn't the one on the bus that was letting them rip. But whether he was or not, he got off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school in Florida was arrested in
November after authorities said he broke wind in class.

Law and Disorder is just curious, if anyone pulled his finger.
-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

4 comments:

  1. That would definitely be amazing to have a no farting on the bus rule. Along with that...... whose fart really smells that bad? Haha..

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  2. Wouldn't you love to know who the neighbor was who called on the kid painting "prom?" Sheez. Some people really are busybodies.

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  3. Oh man, I can't believe they sent the cans to be tested. Just read the back of the can! lol The costs of the test will surely be high dollar and I'm guessing the bill will be sent to the young man to pay.
    And yeah, I agree with Grill Girl, some people just need to keep out of other people's business!

    BC, you have some good and interesting reading going on here. Great job on the blog and keep it up! I have your blog bookmark and will visit some more. Take care!

    chilly

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  4. Yikes! I'm going to think seriously before cutting the cheese in Ms. Wittum's class again. Wouldn't want to be executed!

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