Monday, March 23, 2009

Wives, Gems, and Bowling

As the week begins we take time to pause during our busy days to laugh at the incompetent. I would like to welcome you to today’s edition of Law & Dis-order

Case#1 - I just called them both Baby

We start off today in Overland Park in Kansas as we find out that pimps come to us in many different ages. A 61-year old man thought he had it all figured out in life, as he had it all, a nice car, 2 apartments in the same complex, nice material things, and two wives.

The two apartments in the same complex, housed both wives who did not know about each other, until last week. The second wife went to the first wife's apartment to confront the man because she thought he was cheating and found out he was married to someone else.

The man married his first wife 22 years ago. Court records said the second marriage occurred in January 2006. Both women are in their 50s.

When things seemed like they couldn’t get worse for our 61-year old pimp, the second wife found some of her jewelry on wife #1.

The man was charged with bigamy and other felonies. He was also charged with using his father's Social Security card to lease one of the apartments and with stealing jewelry and money from his second wife.

Law and Disorder Rule #18 – Pimping isn’t easy, branch a little in life. Try two
apartments in different states.

Case #2- So What you in for? Robbing them!!!!

Next we head to Milwaukee, where two robbers leaving a Milwaukee jewelry store with cash and gems didn't get very far. On their exit from the heist they were met by another group of thieves who robbed them before they could leave the crime scene.

Police authorities stated that a fight broke out in the street before the groups got in vehicles and a chase ensued.

Police officers pulled over both vehicles minutes later arresting four people, including the original two robbers, ages 40 and 31, and two men from the second group, ages 22 and 27. All the bozos are from Illinois.

Law and Disorder just wants to state: What is the world coming to when you can’t rob someone out of fear that you yourself may get robbed?

Case#3 Bowling for Smiles?

Let’s head over to Rocklin California, where a group of bowlers at the Rocklin AMF Lanes were trying to get that perfect score of 300.

As all bowlers know it is etiquette to allow the person to your right to bowl first before standing on the platform for your turn to attempt to bowl a strike.

Turns out some people are unaware of this polite gesture and for this reason one man assaulted another with a 16-pound ball, knocking out one of the man's teeth. A 24-year-old man hit a man in the face with the bowling ball, after he was tired of the victim messing up his stride as he was a distraction in the 24-year olds peripheral vision.

The suspect is being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon in Placer County Jail.

Law and Disorder Rule #19 – When hitting someone in the face with a bowling ball, you must knock out 10 teeth in order to gain a proper strike.




-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

3 comments:

  1. I am trageically horriable when it comes to bowling... so thanks for the heads up on what could happen if I am not careful. haha :)

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  2. WOW. 2 wives in one apartment complex. hahaha

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  3. I will remember to throw the ball better if I assalt anyone in the bowling alley. Haha. There are some nuts in this world.

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