Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bible Figures, Helicopters, and Shrimp


Today is Thursday which means it is once again time for another edition of Law & Dis-Order.



Case #1 – Poor Moses

Today we start off in Worcester, Massachusetts where a 42-year old man who about 20 years ago was pulled over for speeding and never paid the ticket, finally got what was coming to him.

The man went to renew his license and was refused due to the outstanding ticket. He could not renew the license until he paid the $165 ticket.

So after a nice temper tantrum, the man stormed out the door and spear tackled a 150-year old statue of Moses, the biblical lawmaker, in a Worchester courthouse.

Standing 15 feet away was State Trooper James. The 42-year old man was charged with malicious destruction of property, disturbing the peace, and being a disorderly person.

Law and Dis-order rule # 25 Just because Moses parted the Red Sea, does not mean he can get you out of a parking ticket.

Case #2 – If the helicopter is a rockin, don’t come a knockin’

Next we head out to Gardena California where Tommy Lee’s helicopter pilot David Martz has had his pilot license revoked.
Why you ask? For having sexual favors given to him by a porn star miles up in the sky, video tapping it, then placing the video on You Tube.


National Transportation Safety Board administrative law Judge William R. Mullins upheld a Federal Aviation Administration order revoking the license of David Martz after a hearing on Tuesday.

Martz had no comment after the ruling.

Law & Dis-order rule #26 Never just post on You tube, you can make much more money selling to the adult film industry.

Case #3– 911 state your emergency –“Shrimp”

Next we travel to Haltom City Texas where a woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Fort Worth-area restaurant.



Turns out a lady wanted more shrimp in her salad and when she didn’t get it, she called 9-1-1. The lady was gone by the time police arrived.

For any information leading to woman’s arrest for miss- using 9-1-1 please inform Haltom Cities Crime stoppers.

Until next time –“Happy Easter” –Take care and my God Bless -BC

2 comments:

  1. LOL! The guy would have came out much better off to just paid the $165 ticket and went home. ;-)

    Don't think I'd have made a comment either if I'd been Martz. Fun to play but sometimes the price comes high to play!

    I've seen a lot of people make fools out of themselves in restaurants before, but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone calling 911 over something that small. LOL!!

    Good and Funny posts indeed! lol
    Happy Easter to you, BC! :-)

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  2. These are great! I love #2, that actually made me laugh out loud. I wonder how much the Moses statue costs, do you think the man is going to have to pay to replace it?

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