Vehicles Are Getting Stolen Everywhere!!!

Welcome back for another spotlight of ignorant idiots. Today we have 3 good ones as we kick it off in Minnesota.


Case #1 Your Fired!!! So what do you think about that?

From Little Falls, Minnesota we find a 40-year old man who was jailed after leading deputies on a 57-mile chase. As it turns out, the 40-year old man had showed up to work a little intoxicated and when he was told he was being sent home, he got into the wrong vehicle.


He got into the companies vehicle and headed home. His employers called 9-1-1 to report what had happened so police were soon in pursuit. In minutes they had spotted the vehicle and tried to pull it over, when the 40-year old man decided to run.


So a police chase was now in pursuit, and the 40-year old man’s getaway vehicle was none other than the garbage truck of the company he had just been fired from.

The police had fun trying to get this lead sled of a truck to stop; at one time they even tried to stop the truck by firing a shotgun into its engine. At times the driver swerved at squad cars and accelerated in reverse. Deputies tried stopping the truck with stop sticks, but it kept going with several flat tires.


The driver eventually pulled over and decided to try his best attempt of fleeing on foot, only to be caught by a police dog as he ran into the woods.

The suspect was treated for dog bites, and then jailed.


Law & Dis-Order Rule# 33 – You should never show up to work drunk. But if you do, and you work for a garbage company, why not steal their truck and take it for a joy ride? That’s a story unlike any other.

Case # 2 Leroy I can’t seem to get her hotwired!!!!!


Next let’s head down to Pine Bluff Arkansas where we find some idiots who were out to steal a truck. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy thought it looked a little odd when three men were pushing a pickup truck near the county jail on Sunday, with a fourth man in the cab to steer.


When the cop spotted the county seal on the side of the truck it helped confirm the deputy's suspicions.

Two of the men were caught and charged, however the two others who got away are being sought.


The truck was described as an old county truck that they keep sitting around to rob parts off of to fix other vehicles. Turns out the truck hadn’t run in years.

Law & Dis-order Rule #34- If would probably make better sense to steal a truck that could actually get you somewhere. But even I would pay good money to watch these idiots spend all day trying to hot wire it.


Case #3 – Joyrides under the moonlight

Last but not least we head to Lakeland Florida, where a Polk county deputy turned in his badge after serving 21 years with the sheriff’s office.


Even after he served his county so well for so many years, the 44-year old man felt he needed to do so after his mother-in-law and wife was arrested.

So what did they do you ask? They decided to get a little buzzed up and steal his cop car from him while he was asleep.

Witnesses reported seeing the women driving erratically through town, and at one point they tried to pull a car over.


The arrest report said his wife and mother-in-law face charges of vehicle theft, theft of a firearm and impersonating a law-enforcement officer.


His wife also faces charges of possession of a firearm of a convicted felon.

Law and Dis-order Rule #35 - Always evaluate her mother before you marry her, chances are the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Better yet, just hide your keys, but don’t leave them in the wine cellar.


-Until Next time take care and May God Bless -3B

Just a bunch of Idiots

As we hope everyone had a wonderful Easter, we would like to kick this new week off with another edition of Law & Dis-order

Case #1 – Big Bow, Big Arrow –Maybe he’s overcompensating for something!!!!!!

Today we start off in Burnsville Minnesota where a 30-year old man had met a woman he wanted to impress. So after dinner he invited her back to his place, where the two of them commenced to drinking all night long.

The police report states that around 2pm the next day after drinking all night, the man decided he wanted to impress his new lady friend, so he grabbed up his bow and arrow and said it was time to play Rambo.

When police arrived they found arrows in the siding of neighboring townhomes, and one that had gone through a window shattering the glass.

The man was charged Wednesday with first-degree criminal damage to property.

Law and Disorder rule # 27 If cupid isn’t shooting the arrow, chances are it isn’t true love.

Case #2 – Did you cut the cheese or him?

Next we head to Waco Texas, where two men were sharing a hotel room. Man #1 had an upset stomach and kept cutting the cheese. Man #2 did not like it, so instead of cracking a window or opening up a door to let the room air out; he did the next most logical thing. He stabbed man #1 in the arm and in the chest.

Man #2 has been identified as 33 year old Jose Braule Ramirez. He was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Law and Dis-order rule #28 Don’t cut the cheese in Texas or else you might just end up getting cut.

Case #3 Dumb Weasel!!!!

Next we head to Augusta Georgia, where it gets a little personal. You see just last week, they held the Masters. Now anyone who is an avid golf fan will tell you that golf fans are fans unlike any other. Golf fans are known as “patrons” as they have more class than any other sport.

Think about it, when was the last time you have seen someone streaking running down the 18th green?

Well none the less, I told all my friends I would put my money on good ole’ lefty, Mr. Phil Mickelson himself. Things were looking bright for my wallet until Sunday on the 17th hole.

This is when the world met Steven T. Davis from Salt Lake City, who for unknown reasons decided to toss his body over a barricade and land a few feet away from Tiger Woods and, my bet for the tournament, lefty himself.

In any other sport the guy would rip of his clothes and run, or even tackle someone. So what did this idiot decide to do? Stand there! That’s right this prick interrupts one of the most important tournaments in golf and the weasel just stands there.

Then he reaches down and picks up his sunglasses and wallet, says he is sorry and walks off into the arms of security that is patiently waiting for him.

Maybe it was from all the $2 beers, or maybe his plan just wasn’t that well thought out.

Newspaper reporters from “The Chronicle” reported hearing Davis say the following quotes as he was being hauled off, “"I apologize, I'm stupid. I hope Phil wins. That was dumb. Why did I do that?"

Phil missed a five-foot birdie putt immediately after the stunt.

Law and Dis-order would just like to say Mr. Davis you owe us $100 for throwing the game, you dumb weasel.

-Until next time take care and may God Bless -BC