Its Fat Tuesday

Its Fat Tuesday here in the states as Mardi Gras has officially started. As the celebration kicks off and women everywhere are looking for beads, we here at Law and Disorder have a different type of mission to bring to your attention. It’s the code of the dumb and ignorant and its getting kicked off right now as we travel to Falmouth Massachusetts.





Case #1

I am sure as children you remember your parents instilling the value of manners such as thank you and your welcome and so forth. Manners are what our first story is all about.

The Cape Cod Times reported that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in Falmouth Massachusetts on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man. As the 38-year old man walked through the door he did not thank the other man.

Turns out the 50-year old man felt offended by not being thanked and implied to the 38-year old man that he was rude. This comment turned into an argument which then led to the 38-year old man heading to his car and grabbing a golf club which he then used to beat the 50-year old man down.

The 38-year old man was arrested and charged with assault. Law and Disorder has no record of whether or not the 38-year old man said he was sorry, or if the 50-year old man told cops thank you for their services.

Case #2

Imagine that you are sitting in a jail cell and you look over at a guy and pop the question “So what are you in for?” His response is a unique one “being a good friend”.

A 26-year old man was charged with breaking and entering after some urine samples went missing from a medical facility in Grand Blanc Township, Michigan.

That’s right urine samples stolen from a medical facility, and the kicker is, it wasn’t his urine. Turns out it was his friends who had taken the test for a job at the hospital but realized testing positive for cocaine might not land him the job, so he sent our 26-year old hero in for the heist.

Our 26-year old man got caught not far from the scene of the crime with a back pack full of urine. He may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, or the sharpest crayon in the box, but he is a really good friend.

Law and Disorder Rule #8- Do not steal urine; it’s not sanitary (if it’s not yours).

Case #3

It was 27-degees in Bay City, Michigan on Friday morning as a funeral was being held inside St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church.

Police received 911 calls about a man lurking outside the church. When police arrived at the church it wasn’t too hard to pick out whom the calls were about.

Turns out a young man had been having problems with his parents and decided he needed to go to church. The kicker to this story is he was naked as a jay bird in 27-degree weather. Supposedly the man cursed and verbally abused the police officer. The police officer immobilized him with a taser, an electronic device that fires barbs causing temporary paralysis.

Going to church brought no peace for our young naked friend.

Until next time take care and God bless -BC

This Week of Shockers

Its Thursday here in the states, I for one feel a little under the weather, but rumor has it laughter is the best medicine. So I hope this edition of Law and Disorder can help us both feel a little better about ourselves.

Case #1

Today we start off in Metairie, Louisiana, where deputies said they didn't have to look far to find the person who stole thousands of dollars worth of heating and air conditioning equipment. They say the thief was right behind the counter.

On Jan. 9, the manager filed a theft report indicating that 70 rolls of 50-foot copper sheets were missing from his inventory. The report said that further investigation by the company revealed that the manager had been entering the store after hours using his personal alarm code.

Turns out the 44-year-old manager, who manages the appliance part store, made off with about $203,000 worth of inventory.

Officials said the manager later confessed to selling the equipment and pocketing up to $50,000 in cash on the deals.

Law and Disorder Rule #6, when stealing after hours from the company you work for; do not use your employee ID number with the security system. It’s a dead giveaway on what you have been doing.

Case #2

For case number two, lets board a plane or jump the Rio Grande and flee to Monterrey, Mexico for our first ever International File. It is here in Mexico we find Ana Gomez. Gomez was a local in Monterrey and was best known for strolling around town in her wheel chair begging for spare change.

So imagine how surprised everyone was to hear that dear Ana and her husband had tried to rob the local furniture store, or how shocked they were to find out that after a security guard had confronted the couple, Ana jumped out of her wheelchair and ran away on foot.

Ana and her husband showed true Law and Disorder identity when they returned to the store to get her wheelchair, the couple was arrested.

Law and Disorder Rule #7, when tricking the whole town into believing that you are a quadriplegic from the waist down, first off congrats on that task by itself. But second off, when getting caught during a heist and you jump up and take off running, just praise God for a miracle with your new magic legs, and for god’s sake do not return to the scene of the crime.

Case #3

Let’s jump on the Gulf Stream and head over to Pensacola, Florida. A deputy responded to an alarm at a convenient store early Tuesday morning and reported seeing a 37-year-old man exiting through a smashed-out front door while carrying several packs of cigarettes.

Deputies said the man tried to flee, but the handfuls of cigarettes prevented him from holding up his pants, which fell down and tripped him before he could make it out of the parking lot.

The man was charged with criminal mischief, burglary, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $12,000 bail.

Law and Disorder rule #8, its never fun getting caught with your pants down.

Just because it is too odd to pass up:

Reporters claim that China is taking credit for the first snowfall of the winter in Beijing. Officials claim they fired sticks of chemicals into the sky to seed clouds in a bid to end a persistent drought.

Zhang Qiang, deputy director of the Beijing Weather Modification Command Centre, was quoted as saying it had fired 426 cigarette-size sticks of silver iodide to seed the clouds from 28 "weather rocket launch bases" in the city.

Law and Disorder commends China for being a super power country in our world, after all to my knowledge they are the only country with superpowers.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Beginning of the Week Blues

Welcome back to Law and Disorder. I figure it’s Monday and chances are you are in the mood for some humor. So let’s sit back and relax as our bozo plane takes off in search of an idiot and lands safely in La Marque, Texas.

Case#1

It is here we find a couple who were out on the town, just having some fun, drinking massive amounts of alcohol, popping a few pills, and smoking some hay; you know the ganja giggle grass. When all of a sudden the high just hit a little too hard and this couple decided they needed to find a ride home, because they were tripping out.


So into the Police Station they strolled to see if someone could give them a lift, as a young woman (whose name was not released) collapsed to the floor unconscious. Her 22-year-old boyfriend Michael Carl Bell of Texas City was arrested after being searched and police finding his stash of marijuana in his shoes. Bell’s bond was set at $2,592. Bell’s girlfriend, who received medical attention, recovered and will be cited for public intoxication.

Law and Disorder lesson #4, when getting all tweaked up and taking a ride on that magic carpet; don’t be fooled by all the cop cars sitting out front of a building, chances are it’s not a hallucination, chances are it’s really a police station and better yet cops and drugs do not mix.

Case#2

Next we fly to Mobile, Alabama where two teenagers jumped a fence, and broke into 12 cars early Saturday morning ripping out car stereos and getting away. Turns out these two young criminal masterminds were successful in their heist. They had jumped a fence into the Mobile Police impound lot, and due to poor lighting, the cameras did not pick up the individuals who were responsible.


But as we are here to highlight the ignorant, we cannot allow them to get off that easy right?

So Mobile Police figured if they were dumb enough to steal from the police once, chances are they were dumb enough to steal from the police twice. So they set up more surveillance to catch them.

Sure enough Sunday morning they came back this time breaking into 18 cars; however this time when they tried to scale the fence to leave, Mobile Police arrested 19-year old Lamario Risper, and a 17-year old minor.

WKRG.com

Law and Disorder lesson #5, if you rob the police once and get away, do not under any circumstances go back for seconds.

Case#3

This time let’s fly across the USA to Bellevue Washington, where 32-year old Patrick Rosario was home in his basement sulking over being laid off from his job when he heard burglars upstairs. Rosario called 9-1-1 then he snuck out of the house.

On his way to safety, he noticed a white van sitting in front of his house. Not only were the keys in the ignition but the motor was still running, then Rosario had the epiphany of a lifetime. That’s right, he stole the burglars getaway van.

Police say the burglars left 3 flat screen televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

Law and Disorder commends Patrick Rosario for outwitting, the dumb. I am sure nothing feels better than stealing from the people who are stealing from you.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC