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Vehicles Are Getting Stolen Everywhere!!!

Welcome back for another spotlight of ignorant idiots. Today we have 3 good ones as we kick it off in Minnesota.


Case #1 Your Fired!!! So what do you think about that?

From Little Falls, Minnesota we find a 40-year old man who was jailed after leading deputies on a 57-mile chase. As it turns out, the 40-year old man had showed up to work a little intoxicated and when he was told he was being sent home, he got into the wrong vehicle.


He got into the companies vehicle and headed home. His employers called 9-1-1 to report what had happened so police were soon in pursuit. In minutes they had spotted the vehicle and tried to pull it over, when the 40-year old man decided to run.


So a police chase was now in pursuit, and the 40-year old man’s getaway vehicle was none other than the garbage truck of the company he had just been fired from.

The police had fun trying to get this lead sled of a truck to stop; at one time they even tried to stop the truck by firing a shotgun into its engine. At times the driver swerved at squad cars and accelerated in reverse. Deputies tried stopping the truck with stop sticks, but it kept going with several flat tires.


The driver eventually pulled over and decided to try his best attempt of fleeing on foot, only to be caught by a police dog as he ran into the woods.

The suspect was treated for dog bites, and then jailed.


Law & Dis-Order Rule# 33 – You should never show up to work drunk. But if you do, and you work for a garbage company, why not steal their truck and take it for a joy ride? That’s a story unlike any other.

Case # 2 Leroy I can’t seem to get her hotwired!!!!!


Next let’s head down to Pine Bluff Arkansas where we find some idiots who were out to steal a truck. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy thought it looked a little odd when three men were pushing a pickup truck near the county jail on Sunday, with a fourth man in the cab to steer.


When the cop spotted the county seal on the side of the truck it helped confirm the deputy's suspicions.

Two of the men were caught and charged, however the two others who got away are being sought.


The truck was described as an old county truck that they keep sitting around to rob parts off of to fix other vehicles. Turns out the truck hadn’t run in years.

Law & Dis-order Rule #34- If would probably make better sense to steal a truck that could actually get you somewhere. But even I would pay good money to watch these idiots spend all day trying to hot wire it.


Case #3 – Joyrides under the moonlight

Last but not least we head to Lakeland Florida, where a Polk county deputy turned in his badge after serving 21 years with the sheriff’s office.


Even after he served his county so well for so many years, the 44-year old man felt he needed to do so after his mother-in-law and wife was arrested.

So what did they do you ask? They decided to get a little buzzed up and steal his cop car from him while he was asleep.

Witnesses reported seeing the women driving erratically through town, and at one point they tried to pull a car over.


The arrest report said his wife and mother-in-law face charges of vehicle theft, theft of a firearm and impersonating a law-enforcement officer.


His wife also faces charges of possession of a firearm of a convicted felon.

Law and Dis-order Rule #35 - Always evaluate her mother before you marry her, chances are the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Better yet, just hide your keys, but don’t leave them in the wine cellar.


-Until Next time take care and May God Bless -3B

Cavemen, Cowboys, and Donkeys

It is that time of the week again to bring to you another edition of Law and Dis-Order.

Case #1 - Get Him Caveman!!!

Today we shall jump start it off in Acworth Georgia, where police are looking for a suspect from an armed robbery.

The suspect walked into a Quik Thrift store with a knife and threatened to cut the store clerk’s neck if she did not hand over the money. Right as she handed over the money, a local who hangs out in the store on a regular basis, grabbed a step-ladder and busted the suspect in the face, knocking him to the ground and causing him to lose most if not all the money.

The hero of this story is a local who goes by the name of “Caveman”

Law and Dis-order salutes you Mr. Caveman for being a hero in your own right, and for your groovy nickname.

Case #2 - Bet he didn't see that coming!!!!

Next we head to our nation’s capital where a man who we shall refer to as “the perpetrator” was crossing the road when he spotted a Dallas Cowboys flag on the rear door window of a car with Texas tags. He made his way to the car and ripped off the flag. We assume this was probably due to team loyalty, chances are this guy was a Redskins fan.

But none the less the guy driving the car whose flag got ripped off proceeded to get out of the car, and stomp a mud hole in the perpetrator’s rear end if you will. Then he picked up his Cowboy flag, hopped in his car and drove off.

Police said a man was taken from the scene to be treated for a bruised forehead.

Law and Dis-Order Rule #29 – Don’t Mess With Texas!!!!!!

Case #3 - All the Answers, but no Common Sense!!!!

Last but not least coming your way from Fort Smith Arkansas where a 28 year old man decided to steal a plane. This guy drove his pick- up truck through a fence at the Fort Smith airport, drove 100 yards to the airplane, got out of his truck and proceeded to get on the airplane.

The 28 year old man was headed to Israel and he told police that he had "all the answers."
So how did the cops catch him? One little detail I forgot to inform you about the plane. The plane was missing its propellers.

The man was arrested and taken to county jail. He faces charges of felony criminal mischief and misdemeanor criminal trespass.

Law and Dis-Order Rule #30- When stealing an airplane it is crucial to make sure the plane is of quality to fly your whole distance of flight.

-Until Next time, Take Care and May God Bless -3B

Just a bunch of Idiots

As we hope everyone had a wonderful Easter, we would like to kick this new week off with another edition of Law & Dis-order

Case #1 – Big Bow, Big Arrow –Maybe he’s overcompensating for something!!!!!!

Today we start off in Burnsville Minnesota where a 30-year old man had met a woman he wanted to impress. So after dinner he invited her back to his place, where the two of them commenced to drinking all night long.

The police report states that around 2pm the next day after drinking all night, the man decided he wanted to impress his new lady friend, so he grabbed up his bow and arrow and said it was time to play Rambo.

When police arrived they found arrows in the siding of neighboring townhomes, and one that had gone through a window shattering the glass.

The man was charged Wednesday with first-degree criminal damage to property.

Law and Disorder rule # 27 If cupid isn’t shooting the arrow, chances are it isn’t true love.

Case #2 – Did you cut the cheese or him?

Next we head to Waco Texas, where two men were sharing a hotel room. Man #1 had an upset stomach and kept cutting the cheese. Man #2 did not like it, so instead of cracking a window or opening up a door to let the room air out; he did the next most logical thing. He stabbed man #1 in the arm and in the chest.

Man #2 has been identified as 33 year old Jose Braule Ramirez. He was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Law and Dis-order rule #28 Don’t cut the cheese in Texas or else you might just end up getting cut.

Case #3 Dumb Weasel!!!!

Next we head to Augusta Georgia, where it gets a little personal. You see just last week, they held the Masters. Now anyone who is an avid golf fan will tell you that golf fans are fans unlike any other. Golf fans are known as “patrons” as they have more class than any other sport.

Think about it, when was the last time you have seen someone streaking running down the 18th green?

Well none the less, I told all my friends I would put my money on good ole’ lefty, Mr. Phil Mickelson himself. Things were looking bright for my wallet until Sunday on the 17th hole.

This is when the world met Steven T. Davis from Salt Lake City, who for unknown reasons decided to toss his body over a barricade and land a few feet away from Tiger Woods and, my bet for the tournament, lefty himself.

In any other sport the guy would rip of his clothes and run, or even tackle someone. So what did this idiot decide to do? Stand there! That’s right this prick interrupts one of the most important tournaments in golf and the weasel just stands there.

Then he reaches down and picks up his sunglasses and wallet, says he is sorry and walks off into the arms of security that is patiently waiting for him.

Maybe it was from all the $2 beers, or maybe his plan just wasn’t that well thought out.

Newspaper reporters from “The Chronicle” reported hearing Davis say the following quotes as he was being hauled off, “"I apologize, I'm stupid. I hope Phil wins. That was dumb. Why did I do that?"

Phil missed a five-foot birdie putt immediately after the stunt.

Law and Dis-order would just like to say Mr. Davis you owe us $100 for throwing the game, you dumb weasel.

-Until next time take care and may God Bless -BC

Bible Figures, Helicopters, and Shrimp

Today is Thursday which means it is once again time for another edition of Law & Dis-Order.

Case #1 – Poor Moses

Today we start off in Worcester, Massachusetts where a 42-year old man who about 20 years ago was pulled over for speeding and never paid the ticket, finally got what was coming to him.

The man went to renew his license and was refused due to the outstanding ticket. He could not renew the license until he paid the $165 ticket.

So after a nice temper tantrum, the man stormed out the door and spear tackled a 150-year old statue of Moses, the biblical lawmaker, in a Worchester courthouse.

Standing 15 feet away was State Trooper James. The 42-year old man was charged with malicious destruction of property, disturbing the peace, and being a disorderly person.

Law and Dis-order rule # 25 Just because Moses parted the Red Sea, does not mean he can get you out of a parking ticket.

Case #2 – If the helicopter is a rockin, don’t come a knockin’

Next we head out to Gardena California where Tommy Lee’s helicopter pilot David Martz has had his pilot license revoked.
Why you ask? For having sexual favors given to him by a porn star miles up in the sky, video tapping it, then placing the video on You Tube.

National Transportation Safety Board administrative law Judge William R. Mullins upheld a Federal Aviation Administration order revoking the license of David Martz after a hearing on Tuesday.

Martz had no comment after the ruling.

Law & Dis-order rule #26 Never just post on You tube, you can make much more money selling to the adult film industry.

Case #3– 911 state your emergency –“Shrimp”

Next we travel to Haltom City Texas where a woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Fort Worth-area restaurant.

Turns out a lady wanted more shrimp in her salad and when she didn’t get it, she called 9-1-1. The lady was gone by the time police arrived.

For any information leading to woman’s arrest for miss- using 9-1-1 please inform Haltom Cities Crime stoppers.

Until next time –“Happy Easter” –Take care and my God Bless -BC

Grab and Run, Give me your Cash, and Falling Asleep

Today is Thursday April 2, 2009 which means it is time once again for another addition of law and dis-order.

Case #1

Today we start off in Trenton New Jersey where police say a 19-year old tried to outwit a 76-year old man. The 19-year old walked into the liquor store and grabbed a bottle and headed for the door at full speed. The 76-year old hit a trigger lock that was hidden behind the counter locking the 19-year old inside the store, as well as notifying the cops.

The 19-year old pulled out a handgun, and the 76-year old laughed as he could tell it wasn’t real.
When the cops showed up, they found the toy gun in the garbage can and the 19-year old sitting in the floor crying his eyes out. The 19-year old was taken to jail and charged with robbery.

Law and Disorder rule #23 Never show weakness, Bubba and Bubbles may have word on the outside if you show weakness or not. Bubba and Bubbles love weakness.

Case #2

Next we travel to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where John Comparetto claims he has met the dumbest criminal in history.

John Comparetto who is a retired police chief, was attending a police officer’s convention where there were over 300 officers in attendance. John had gone to the restroom and when he was exiting a stall he was met by a gunman who was demanding money. John stalled the gunman for a matter of about 30 seconds until another police officer walked into the restroom and apprehended the suspect.

Law and Disorder rule # 24 Always, Always Case the joint before your robbery also see Law and Disorder Rule # 20

Case #3

Last but not least we travel to Orem, Utah where Police got word of a man who was drinking and driving. Police said the man was easy to find. As the officers were looking for a car that fit the description, another call came through from 9-1-1 claiming a man had passed out in the drive thru at McDonalds. As it turns out, the suspect was waiting for them in his car.

Police said the man passed out because of a combination of alcohol and prescription drugs. He was charged with driving under the influence.

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI's

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI’s have grabbed the attention of Law and Dis-Order once again, so without further ado allow, us to jump right into

Case #1 You Missed!!!

Starting off today in Mashantucket Connecticut where the Pee Bandit has struck again. We have all been in this guys place at one time or another. There you stand when the notion hits you that you have to pee. For this guy it seemed smarter to just whip it out and pee in the garbage can then rather try to make it to the restroom.

So the 39-year old man has whipped it out and has started to relieve himself inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods, when a Casino employee approached the man. The man became unaware of his aim and urinated all over the employee.

Police charged the man with breach of peace. They said he was intoxicated and he was arrested without incident.

Law and Disorder Rule # 21 When intoxicated and urinating never lose sight of your target; remember innocent bystanders could be harmed.

Case #2 Party Foul!!!!!

Next we head to Ferndale Michigan where 18-year old Tyler Quick is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post his $25,000 bond.

Tyler Quick was attending a party with some friends, when the host whom was 51-years of age passed out. No harm no foul right? Well as it turns out the man passed out with his shoes on. As all of us college kids know, this as a party foul. That is if you pass out with your shoes on, you get messed with.

Now here in the south, in my home town, the punishment for passing out with your shoes on is typically a magic marker taken to the face. In worse case scenarios we may use a permanent marker to draw obscene images and words on the person who has passed out.

But in Michigan, they have taken this whole party foul to a new level. As Tyler Quick yelled “Party Foul!!” he placed a burning candle under the man’s crotch, setting fire to his pants and causing 3rd degree burns.

Tyler Quick was charged with assault, and the 51-year old man was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Law and Disorder is just curious as to whether the 51-year old man is a registered sex offender.

Case #3 Like Father Like Son.

Last but not least we head to Columbia City Indiana where a 19-year old got caught driving while intoxicated.

The 19-year old was stopped for a 73mph in a 60 mph zone. They found he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.17 percent — or more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent for someone who is the age of 21 or older.

The state troopers contacted the family to make them aware of the situation and let them know where the vehicle, which was registered in their name, could be picked up.

On the arrival of the father to pick up the car, troopers noticed the smell of alcohol on the father’s breath. Turns out the father was also intoxicated, his blood-alcohol level was 0.10 percent.

State police said both were booked into jail on preliminary charges of driving while intoxicated.

Law and Dis-order Rule # 22 Never Drink and Drive, but if you do, never get close enough to a cop so that he can smell your breath.

--Until next time take care and may God Bless -- BC

Spray Paint, Off Duty Officers, and Gassy Children

Its Thursday which means 3 new cases are coming your way, informing you on some of the world’s biggest idiots whom were caught in the act.

Case #1 She makes me want to paint the town red.

Today we start out in Hilton Head Island South Carolina, where a young man’s romantic gesture got him into trouble. The young man wanted to ask a young lady out for the night of the prom and he wanted to be a little bit creative and unique in his approach. So the young man grabbed a few cans of spray paint and headed over to the beach which was directly in front of her house.

He spray painted the word “Prom” on the beach. A neighbor caught him in the act and notified police.

Deputies made the teen clean the area and the spray paint cans were sent to environmental officials to see if the chemicals pose any harm to the beach.

Police will not fine or charge the teen until the cans are analyzed.

Law and Dis-order has no word on whether she said yes or not.

Case #2 I guess he didn’t see that coming.

Next we travel to Lawrence, Massachusetts where a man who was in need of money came up with the perfect idea of a heist.

He walked to the Golden House Restaurant on Wednesday night and asked the cashier to make change from a quarter of all things. When she opened the register he reached over and grabbed cash and ran out the door on his way to freedom.

On his exit the owner yelled “Robbery!!”, and four plainclothes police officers who were enjoying their dinner, jumped up and chased the man, catching him moments later.

The man was charged with unarmed robbery, larceny, assault and battery on a police officer, and resisting arrest.

Law and Disorder Rule # 20 When casing a joint, try to see if any customers appear to look like cops, or bouncers, or probation officers anything that can screw your plan up before it gets started.

Case #3 the gas bandit strikes again.

This next story has gained worldwide attention, in this story no one got arrested, however a student has been arrested for the same type of action before.

An eighth grader from Lakeland Florida was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after cutting the cheese. The bus driver claims that the 15-year old passed gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

School officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance.

The 15-year old said he wasn't the one on the bus that was letting them rip. But whether he was or not, he got off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school in Florida was arrested in

November after authorities said he broke wind in class.

Law and Disorder is just curious, if anyone pulled his finger.

-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

Wives, Gems, and Bowling

As the week begins we take time to pause during our busy days to laugh at the incompetent. I would like to welcome you to today’s edition of Law & Dis-order

Case#1 - I just called them both Baby

We start off today in Overland Park in Kansas as we find out that pimps come to us in many different ages. A 61-year old man thought he had it all figured out in life, as he had it all, a nice car, 2 apartments in the same complex, nice material things, and two wives.

The two apartments in the same complex, housed both wives who did not know about each other, until last week. The second wife went to the first wife's apartment to confront the man because she thought he was cheating and found out he was married to someone else.

The man married his first wife 22 years ago. Court records said the second marriage occurred in January 2006. Both women are in their 50s.

When things seemed like they couldn’t get worse for our 61-year old pimp, the second wife found some of her jewelry on wife #1.

The man was charged with bigamy and other felonies. He was also charged with using his father's Social Security card to lease one of the apartments and with stealing jewelry and money from his second wife.

Law and Disorder Rule #18 – Pimping isn’t easy, branch a little in life. Try two
apartments in different states.

Case #2- So What you in for? Robbing them!!!!

Next we head to Milwaukee, where two robbers leaving a Milwaukee jewelry store with cash and gems didn't get very far. On their exit from the heist they were met by another group of thieves who robbed them before they could leave the crime scene.

Police authorities stated that a fight broke out in the street before the groups got in vehicles and a chase ensued.

Police officers pulled over both vehicles minutes later arresting four people, including the original two robbers, ages 40 and 31, and two men from the second group, ages 22 and 27. All the bozos are from Illinois.

Law and Disorder just wants to state: What is the world coming to when you can’t rob someone out of fear that you yourself may get robbed?

Case#3 Bowling for Smiles?

Let’s head over to Rocklin California, where a group of bowlers at the Rocklin AMF Lanes were trying to get that perfect score of 300.

As all bowlers know it is etiquette to allow the person to your right to bowl first before standing on the platform for your turn to attempt to bowl a strike.

Turns out some people are unaware of this polite gesture and for this reason one man assaulted another with a 16-pound ball, knocking out one of the man's teeth. A 24-year-old man hit a man in the face with the bowling ball, after he was tired of the victim messing up his stride as he was a distraction in the 24-year olds peripheral vision.

The suspect is being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon in Placer County Jail.

Law and Disorder Rule #19 – When hitting someone in the face with a bowling ball, you must knock out 10 teeth in order to gain a proper strike.

-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

Pit Bull's, Suitcases, and Blind Hero's

Thursday marks the spot as the world stands still and idiots get the spotlight. Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to this week’s edition of Law & Dis-order


Case #1 Bad Dog Coco Bad Dog


Today we will start out in Auburn Massachusetts, where two brothers were driving down the Massachusetts Turnpike to Interstate 290 in Auburn on Monday night with their dog (whom for purposes of this story we will just call Coco).


State Police pulled the car over for speeding and as the cop approached the car he noticed a beautiful pit-bull and a 50pd bag of dog food. As the officer was asking for license and registration he complimented the guys on their dog. Just like that, Coco stuck her head in the bag of dog food pulling out a plastic bag holding 20 grams of crack cocaine and a gun.


The two brothers were taken to jail and state police said arrangements have been made for the care of the dog.


Law and Disorder Rule #16 drug dogs are great for the police, but not so much for the drug dealer.


Case #2 Where did I leave that bag?


Let’s go international today as we head to Beijing China, where police say they have arrested a Nigerian man who left a suitcase packed with 190 lbs of marijuana at the airport, only to get caught trying to recover it the next day.




Reporters stated it was unclear if the man left the suitcase out of being nervous due to airport security or if he simply forgot to grab it.

Law and Disorder Rule #17 Marijuana affects the Memory.



Case #3 Don't Mess with Jerry!


Law and Dis-order is proud to bring you today’s case #3 from Fenton Missouri. It is here we find a legally blind man who saved a woman after a 45-year-old man broke into her apartment on Saturday night. The criminal, a convicted rapist, was waiting for the woman to return home from work.

Jerry, who is blind, heard noises coming from the apartment. Jerry is blind in his left eye and has about 25 percent vision in his right eye.


Jerry (who only wanted his first name released) went to the apartment and kicked open the door, surprising the would-be attacker and retaining him until the police arrived. The woman came home and confirmed she didn't know the man in her apartment, and police took the suspect away.


Law and Disorder salutes Jerry, for being a hero and helping others in a time of need.


-Until Next time take care and may God Bless -BC

Deer, Boss Men, And Dummies

We here at Law & Disorder salute you Mr. Idiot, after all without you these blogs would just be words. Let’s kick it off in Burlington Vermont.

Case #1 I Killed Bambi

It is here in Vermont we find the story of 19-year old Marcel Fournier who spent 10 days in a jail cell. Why you may ask? It’s actually a very interesting story.

Turns out back on the evening of November the 22nd last year, Fournier showed up to Barnie’s Market with a dead deer in the back of his Toyota Tacoma. He was awful proud of his recent kill, as spectators walked up to see a very small fawn with a massive 10- point rack.

In Vermont it is illegal to kill an antlerless deer, and it's also illegal to hunt at night. So with that little bit of information, it is here the story becomes interesting.

Turns out hours earlier our friend Fournier was spotted at the local hardware store where he bought lag bolts and epoxy glue. He then glued on a 10-point rack to a doe. Then off to Barnie’s Market he strolled to check his new kill as lawful game.

Game wardens watched as Fournier posed to have his photo taken with the deer, and became very interested with the kill after the antlers fell off.

Fournier was fined $400 and jailed for game violations.

Law and Disorder Rule #14 when breaking the law on killing game, just hide the evidence, take Bambi on home and make jerky and burgers. Do not take it to show off your rack at the local market.

Case #2 - Chill Out Boss Man

Next we head to Bryant Arkansas where a 24-year old woman had the right idea on how to chill her boss out, only problem was, she got caught.

Police said the woman had been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee. Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veterinarian John Duckett's drink.

Law and Disorder Rule #15 when drugging a co-worker or boss always stick with the story “It wasn’t me.”


Case #3 - Buckle Up Dummy!!!!

Next we will hop on a plane and fly over to Bellevue, Washington where a man was pulled over for his passenger not wearing a seat belt while riding in the HOV lane, better known as the car pooling lane.

After the vehicle was pulled over the state trooper found out that the passenger was a homemade dummy in the passenger seat. The dummy was created so the driver could sneak into the car pool lane.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.

Law and Disorder just has to say “Buckle up dummy.”

-Until next time take care and may God Bless.

Murphey USA, McDonald's, and Pee!!!!!!!

As spring break has already kicked off in parts of the United States, we encourage you to have a great time but please do not do anything stupid. You could end up being featured on Law & Disorder just like the idiots that you are about to read about.

Case #1

Lets kick it off in Lehigh Acres Florida, where a man was at Murphy USA gas station. It appears that the man, who we will refer to as the victim, was just trying to be a good husband with gentleman like qualities. He was standing outside the store in a parking space reserving it for his wife.

Along comes another male who wanted to park in the space, we shall refer to this male as the suspect. The victim told deputies that he held up his hands when the suspect pulled up to the line, but the suspect drove forward and hit him in the knees. When he yelled at the suspect to stop, authorities said the suspect pulled forward and hit the man again, causing bruising and swelling.

The suspect whose name was not released was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

Law & Disorder Rule # 12 it’s not cool to use your car as a weapon, but on the flip side don’t stand in front of a bullet either.

Case #2

While we are in Florida, let’s head over to Fort Pierce where a woman called 9-1-1 three times, when she found herself in what she believed was an emergency.

We have all been in her place at one point or another; as we ride down the road and see that golden arch, or perhaps another sign that fits our taste buds. This is the story of 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman, who not only wanted but paid for a 10-piece nugget meal but drove around and paid for it before she found out the restaurant had run out.

When Goodman asked for a refund, she was informed by the cashier that at McDonalds all sales are final. She could not offer a refund but would be more than glad to offer her a larger portion of different food for the same price.

It was at this point Goodman snapped and called 9-1-1 three times. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charges.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Law and Disorder Rule# 13 Personally we don’t see the point in calling 9-1-1, just get out of the car and yank that cashier out the window; after all an assault charge looks so much better than misuse of 911 charges. After all we love to see you Smile!!!

Case #3

Next we head to Hartford Wisconsin, where the pee bandit has struck again. As it turns out for the second time in three months, police have had to investigate whether a high school student urinated in a drink before someone took a sip. A 16-year-old boy at Hartford Union High School urinated in a drink and offered it to his basketball teammates. A 15-year-old boy took a sip and stopped when other boys laughed.

Law and Disorder is just curious if the boy said if it tasted like piss or not.

-Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Pot Smoking, Grocery Shopping, and Car Washing

Today is Thursday which means it is time once again to bring you some great stories about idiots caught in the act. It is something we like to call Law & Disorder. Today we will start in North Port Florida, and by the end of this entry chances are you will never want to vacuum your car out again at the local car wash.

Case #1

A cop stops a car for a routine stop, reason for stopping them was they passed him with their high beams on. As the cop approaches the car he gets a whiff of marijuana. When he went back to the car after checking their identification, he said he found the pair covered in "little, green leafy-like substance," and they were chewing and having trouble swallowing.

Turns out what he smelt was indeed marijuana, and the two 19-years-olds in the car were trying to swallow a bag of marijuana during the traffic stop. The officer reported finding four grams of marijuana in one of the teen's shoes, leading to an additional possession charge.

Law & Disorder rule #9 when trying to swallow drugs, it’s typically best not to get caught with your mouth full.

Case #2

We travel to New Britain, Connecticut where 42-year-old Joel Rubin was charged with using a stolen credit card to purchase merchandise.

How did he ever get caught?

Well as most great minded criminals have a bullet proof plan, good ole’ Joel did not. While Joel was in the process of using his stolen credit card in a grocery store, he decided he would like a little more of a discount, so what is a crook to do? You guessed it, he used his very own discount card. As his real name was on the discount card, he was easy to find.

Law & Disorder rule #10 – Never try and get a discount on something that you are not truthfully paying for anyway.

Case #3

Let’s hop in the car and ride to the local car wash in Township Michigan as 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage stopped by there earlier this week. As it turns out, locals in Township really frown upon lonely guys hanging around the car wash.

Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash. The activity you ask. It was a simple infraction as poor ole lonely Savage was making love to the vacuum hose.

Savage has already appeared in court in which he pleaded no contest to the charges of indecent exposure.

Law & Disorder rule #11 – Don’t make love to the appliances at the car wash, it’s weird and distasteful.

Until next time take care and God bless.-BC

Its Fat Tuesday

Its Fat Tuesday here in the states as Mardi Gras has officially started. As the celebration kicks off and women everywhere are looking for beads, we here at Law and Disorder have a different type of mission to bring to your attention. It’s the code of the dumb and ignorant and its getting kicked off right now as we travel to Falmouth Massachusetts.





Case #1

I am sure as children you remember your parents instilling the value of manners such as thank you and your welcome and so forth. Manners are what our first story is all about.

The Cape Cod Times reported that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in Falmouth Massachusetts on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man. As the 38-year old man walked through the door he did not thank the other man.

Turns out the 50-year old man felt offended by not being thanked and implied to the 38-year old man that he was rude. This comment turned into an argument which then led to the 38-year old man heading to his car and grabbing a golf club which he then used to beat the 50-year old man down.

The 38-year old man was arrested and charged with assault. Law and Disorder has no record of whether or not the 38-year old man said he was sorry, or if the 50-year old man told cops thank you for their services.

Case #2

Imagine that you are sitting in a jail cell and you look over at a guy and pop the question “So what are you in for?” His response is a unique one “being a good friend”.

A 26-year old man was charged with breaking and entering after some urine samples went missing from a medical facility in Grand Blanc Township, Michigan.

That’s right urine samples stolen from a medical facility, and the kicker is, it wasn’t his urine. Turns out it was his friends who had taken the test for a job at the hospital but realized testing positive for cocaine might not land him the job, so he sent our 26-year old hero in for the heist.

Our 26-year old man got caught not far from the scene of the crime with a back pack full of urine. He may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, or the sharpest crayon in the box, but he is a really good friend.

Law and Disorder Rule #8- Do not steal urine; it’s not sanitary (if it’s not yours).

Case #3

It was 27-degees in Bay City, Michigan on Friday morning as a funeral was being held inside St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church.

Police received 911 calls about a man lurking outside the church. When police arrived at the church it wasn’t too hard to pick out whom the calls were about.

Turns out a young man had been having problems with his parents and decided he needed to go to church. The kicker to this story is he was naked as a jay bird in 27-degree weather. Supposedly the man cursed and verbally abused the police officer. The police officer immobilized him with a taser, an electronic device that fires barbs causing temporary paralysis.

Going to church brought no peace for our young naked friend.

Until next time take care and God bless -BC

This Week of Shockers

Its Thursday here in the states, I for one feel a little under the weather, but rumor has it laughter is the best medicine. So I hope this edition of Law and Disorder can help us both feel a little better about ourselves.

Case #1

Today we start off in Metairie, Louisiana, where deputies said they didn't have to look far to find the person who stole thousands of dollars worth of heating and air conditioning equipment. They say the thief was right behind the counter.

On Jan. 9, the manager filed a theft report indicating that 70 rolls of 50-foot copper sheets were missing from his inventory. The report said that further investigation by the company revealed that the manager had been entering the store after hours using his personal alarm code.

Turns out the 44-year-old manager, who manages the appliance part store, made off with about $203,000 worth of inventory.

Officials said the manager later confessed to selling the equipment and pocketing up to $50,000 in cash on the deals.

Law and Disorder Rule #6, when stealing after hours from the company you work for; do not use your employee ID number with the security system. It’s a dead giveaway on what you have been doing.

Case #2

For case number two, lets board a plane or jump the Rio Grande and flee to Monterrey, Mexico for our first ever International File. It is here in Mexico we find Ana Gomez. Gomez was a local in Monterrey and was best known for strolling around town in her wheel chair begging for spare change.

So imagine how surprised everyone was to hear that dear Ana and her husband had tried to rob the local furniture store, or how shocked they were to find out that after a security guard had confronted the couple, Ana jumped out of her wheelchair and ran away on foot.

Ana and her husband showed true Law and Disorder identity when they returned to the store to get her wheelchair, the couple was arrested.

Law and Disorder Rule #7, when tricking the whole town into believing that you are a quadriplegic from the waist down, first off congrats on that task by itself. But second off, when getting caught during a heist and you jump up and take off running, just praise God for a miracle with your new magic legs, and for god’s sake do not return to the scene of the crime.

Case #3

Let’s jump on the Gulf Stream and head over to Pensacola, Florida. A deputy responded to an alarm at a convenient store early Tuesday morning and reported seeing a 37-year-old man exiting through a smashed-out front door while carrying several packs of cigarettes.

Deputies said the man tried to flee, but the handfuls of cigarettes prevented him from holding up his pants, which fell down and tripped him before he could make it out of the parking lot.

The man was charged with criminal mischief, burglary, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $12,000 bail.

Law and Disorder rule #8, its never fun getting caught with your pants down.

Just because it is too odd to pass up:

Reporters claim that China is taking credit for the first snowfall of the winter in Beijing. Officials claim they fired sticks of chemicals into the sky to seed clouds in a bid to end a persistent drought.

Zhang Qiang, deputy director of the Beijing Weather Modification Command Centre, was quoted as saying it had fired 426 cigarette-size sticks of silver iodide to seed the clouds from 28 "weather rocket launch bases" in the city.

Law and Disorder commends China for being a super power country in our world, after all to my knowledge they are the only country with superpowers.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Beginning of the Week Blues

Welcome back to Law and Disorder. I figure it’s Monday and chances are you are in the mood for some humor. So let’s sit back and relax as our bozo plane takes off in search of an idiot and lands safely in La Marque, Texas.

Case#1

It is here we find a couple who were out on the town, just having some fun, drinking massive amounts of alcohol, popping a few pills, and smoking some hay; you know the ganja giggle grass. When all of a sudden the high just hit a little too hard and this couple decided they needed to find a ride home, because they were tripping out.


So into the Police Station they strolled to see if someone could give them a lift, as a young woman (whose name was not released) collapsed to the floor unconscious. Her 22-year-old boyfriend Michael Carl Bell of Texas City was arrested after being searched and police finding his stash of marijuana in his shoes. Bell’s bond was set at $2,592. Bell’s girlfriend, who received medical attention, recovered and will be cited for public intoxication.

Law and Disorder lesson #4, when getting all tweaked up and taking a ride on that magic carpet; don’t be fooled by all the cop cars sitting out front of a building, chances are it’s not a hallucination, chances are it’s really a police station and better yet cops and drugs do not mix.

Case#2

Next we fly to Mobile, Alabama where two teenagers jumped a fence, and broke into 12 cars early Saturday morning ripping out car stereos and getting away. Turns out these two young criminal masterminds were successful in their heist. They had jumped a fence into the Mobile Police impound lot, and due to poor lighting, the cameras did not pick up the individuals who were responsible.


But as we are here to highlight the ignorant, we cannot allow them to get off that easy right?

So Mobile Police figured if they were dumb enough to steal from the police once, chances are they were dumb enough to steal from the police twice. So they set up more surveillance to catch them.

Sure enough Sunday morning they came back this time breaking into 18 cars; however this time when they tried to scale the fence to leave, Mobile Police arrested 19-year old Lamario Risper, and a 17-year old minor.

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Law and Disorder lesson #5, if you rob the police once and get away, do not under any circumstances go back for seconds.

Case#3

This time let’s fly across the USA to Bellevue Washington, where 32-year old Patrick Rosario was home in his basement sulking over being laid off from his job when he heard burglars upstairs. Rosario called 9-1-1 then he snuck out of the house.

On his way to safety, he noticed a white van sitting in front of his house. Not only were the keys in the ignition but the motor was still running, then Rosario had the epiphany of a lifetime. That’s right, he stole the burglars getaway van.

Police say the burglars left 3 flat screen televisions, a laptop computer and a jewelry box by the door and took off on foot.

Law and Disorder commends Patrick Rosario for outwitting, the dumb. I am sure nothing feels better than stealing from the people who are stealing from you.

Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

And So It Begins.......

It’s Thursday here in North Carolina, the sun is shining the breeze is blowing and somewhere right now some idiot is getting arrested for something dumb. So let’s jump right into today’s article of Law and Disorder as we travel down to the sunshine state as a Charlotte county man has been arrested.

Case #1

As it turns out, 23-year-old David Eric Hampton thought he had come up with the perfect heist. He entered into a BP station around 3:30 am in Cape Haze Florida, armed with a Bowie knife and demanding all money from the registers, with the store clerk cooperating quickly he had part one of the heist taken care of when it was time to complete part two, better known as the “getaway”.

As our dear friend David headed back to his car to take off, he was spotted by a customer who had seen his hold up through the window and called 9-1-1 and reported our friend as a thief driving a white Mercury Cougar.

9-1-1 dispatchers notified officers of the robbery that had taken place. And as officers were in pursuit heading to the BP, low and behold Mr. Hampton was standing on the side of the road, as his Mercury Cougar had ran out of gas.

Hampton was transported to the Charlotte County Jail and charged with Robbery with a Weapon, and Loitering and Prowling. He remains in the jail on no bond.

Allow this to be rule #1 of Law and Disorder. When going to a gas station to rob the place, make sure the getaway car has enough gas to get away.

Case #2

More good news coming your way from the sunshine state this time we will head over to Bradenton. Police have arrested 34-year –old Mark A. Belanger just before midnight Sunday. Allow this to be a lesson to all readers, when you want to get all pilled and liquored up, it is always better to call a cab, rather than to let your 8-year-old son drive your van into 2 trees, and almost run over 2 people.

Belanger told police he had taken Xanax, to treat his panic attacks. He claimed the pills made him feel woozy and he didn’t want to drive. And to pops defense comes the 8-year-old who informed police that “Daddy took liquid medicine to make him feel all better,” pointing to an empty whiskey bottle. Which explains why Mr. Belanger told the cops he didn’t see why it was a big deal, after all he felt this was just a “bonding moment” with his son.

Mark Belanger remains in jail on charges of child abuse and permitting an unlicensed driver to drive on $10,120 bond, Lesson #2 of the day make dumb bonding moments with your 8-year old son chances are you can now make “bonding moments” with Bubbles the jails friendliest inmate.

Case #3

Last but not least we head north to Barnstable Massachusetts, where 21-year-old Allahmanamjad Barbel had been attending a child’s birthday party with his sister. At the party for reasons unknown she decided to handcuff her brother.

When he couldn’t figure out how to get them off, they took him to the police station to see if they could help in the removal. And that’s just what happened, one police officer removed the cuffs as another ran his name through the state warrant system, finding out that Barbel had outstanding warrants on charges of driving with a suspended license, leaving the scene of an accident, threatening to commit a crime and making annoying phone calls.

So off came the first set of cuffs as the second pair went on. So here is lesson #3 of the day, if you have outstanding warrants, don’t go to jail unless you plan on staying for while.

Until next time, Take care and God bless.-3B

In The Beginning

Good Morning/Day/Afternoon or perhaps even Evening,

I am sure most of today’s general public of the American states has heard of, it not watched; NBC’s series “Law and Order”. Each week as the show opens we hear the statement narrated by Steven Zirnkilton “In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories”.

Perhaps I have taken the ideal of the narrative and have spun this blog in honor of the other participants in crime, whom we will learn to pity “The Criminals”. Each Week (sometimes twice a week) I will take a look around the world at some of the most incompetent minds of criminals.

Some would refer to this as dumb and dumber, but in reality we will focus on at least 3 if not more dumb criminals and how their stupidity help them to be caught. I would like to welcome you to the home of The Law and Dis-Order Blog. Not only do I hope you enjoy hearing about these criminals, but I also hope if you hear about one that you will tell the story to me as well.

I invite you to check back each Thursday to read an update.

Until then, take care and God Bless. -BC