2 DWI's, Tickets, and Male Strippers

Thursday is upon us again, which means it is that time again in which you can be humored by Law and Dis-Order.


Case #1 Stupid is as Stupid Does!!!!

Today we kick it off in Deridder Louisiana were a Texas man has shown stupidity at its finest.

You see, he attended court for his DWI conviction, and after the sentencing he chose to go to the bar and drink away his sorrows.


Turns out he drank himself to the point of forgetting he did not have license, so he hopped in the car and drove off only to get pulled over again and cited for Driving while Impaired.

The 31-year old man is being held in the jail without bond pending a hearing later this month.


Law & Dis-Order Rule # 31- Forest Gump said it best with “Stupid is as Stupid Does.” If you get caught drinking and driving, do not get back in the driver’s seat, after you have been drinking again. Especially if you do not have a license, and even better yet, don’t Drink and Drive!!!!

Case #2 Why Mr. Officer Please Give me a Citation!!!!


Next we travel to Warren Michigan, where a mayor got pulled over. Mayor Jim Fouts was pulled over Monday on the way to City Hall for going 45 mph in a 40 mph zone. The officer told him to watch it next time.

So what did our outstanding citizen do? He asked for the ticket. And he got it. He was fined $100.


Fouts told The Detroit News that he "had to set an example."

Law & Dis-Order Rule #32 – I don’t care if you are the Pope, if you ask for the ticket after you have gotten off free, you are dummy in my book. The moral of the story; don’t ask for the ticket.

Case #3 Throwing away her Life!!!!

Last stop for the day comes from Hamilton Ohio, where an Ohio teacher has resigned after acknowledging she accompanied four female students to a male strip club.



The 47-year-old teacher resigned Thursday. Turns out the students, whom were cheerleaders, begged for their favorite teacher to take them to a Chip and Dale’s extravaganza.



The teacher told school officials in an e-mail that she got permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to the club.

Law & Dis-order salutes this woman for throwing her college career away, just as fast as she threw down all of her single bills.


-Until Next Time Take Care And May God Bless -BC

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI's

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI’s have grabbed the attention of Law and Dis-Order once again, so without further ado allow, us to jump right into

Case #1 You Missed!!!

Starting off today in Mashantucket Connecticut where the Pee Bandit has struck again. We have all been in this guys place at one time or another. There you stand when the notion hits you that you have to pee. For this guy it seemed smarter to just whip it out and pee in the garbage can then rather try to make it to the restroom.

So the 39-year old man has whipped it out and has started to relieve himself inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods, when a Casino employee approached the man. The man became unaware of his aim and urinated all over the employee.

Police charged the man with breach of peace. They said he was intoxicated and he was arrested without incident.

Law and Disorder Rule # 21 When intoxicated and urinating never lose sight of your target; remember innocent bystanders could be harmed.

Case #2 Party Foul!!!!!

Next we head to Ferndale Michigan where 18-year old Tyler Quick is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post his $25,000 bond.

Tyler Quick was attending a party with some friends, when the host whom was 51-years of age passed out. No harm no foul right? Well as it turns out the man passed out with his shoes on. As all of us college kids know, this as a party foul. That is if you pass out with your shoes on, you get messed with.

Now here in the south, in my home town, the punishment for passing out with your shoes on is typically a magic marker taken to the face. In worse case scenarios we may use a permanent marker to draw obscene images and words on the person who has passed out.

But in Michigan, they have taken this whole party foul to a new level. As Tyler Quick yelled “Party Foul!!” he placed a burning candle under the man’s crotch, setting fire to his pants and causing 3rd degree burns.

Tyler Quick was charged with assault, and the 51-year old man was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Law and Disorder is just curious as to whether the 51-year old man is a registered sex offender.

Case #3 Like Father Like Son.

Last but not least we head to Columbia City Indiana where a 19-year old got caught driving while intoxicated.

The 19-year old was stopped for a 73mph in a 60 mph zone. They found he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.17 percent — or more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent for someone who is the age of 21 or older.

The state troopers contacted the family to make them aware of the situation and let them know where the vehicle, which was registered in their name, could be picked up.

On the arrival of the father to pick up the car, troopers noticed the smell of alcohol on the father’s breath. Turns out the father was also intoxicated, his blood-alcohol level was 0.10 percent.

State police said both were booked into jail on preliminary charges of driving while intoxicated.

Law and Dis-order Rule # 22 Never Drink and Drive, but if you do, never get close enough to a cop so that he can smell your breath.

--Until next time take care and may God Bless -- BC