Vehicles Are Getting Stolen Everywhere!!!

Welcome back for another spotlight of ignorant idiots. Today we have 3 good ones as we kick it off in Minnesota.


Case #1 Your Fired!!! So what do you think about that?

From Little Falls, Minnesota we find a 40-year old man who was jailed after leading deputies on a 57-mile chase. As it turns out, the 40-year old man had showed up to work a little intoxicated and when he was told he was being sent home, he got into the wrong vehicle.


He got into the companies vehicle and headed home. His employers called 9-1-1 to report what had happened so police were soon in pursuit. In minutes they had spotted the vehicle and tried to pull it over, when the 40-year old man decided to run.


So a police chase was now in pursuit, and the 40-year old man’s getaway vehicle was none other than the garbage truck of the company he had just been fired from.

The police had fun trying to get this lead sled of a truck to stop; at one time they even tried to stop the truck by firing a shotgun into its engine. At times the driver swerved at squad cars and accelerated in reverse. Deputies tried stopping the truck with stop sticks, but it kept going with several flat tires.


The driver eventually pulled over and decided to try his best attempt of fleeing on foot, only to be caught by a police dog as he ran into the woods.

The suspect was treated for dog bites, and then jailed.


Law & Dis-Order Rule# 33 – You should never show up to work drunk. But if you do, and you work for a garbage company, why not steal their truck and take it for a joy ride? That’s a story unlike any other.

Case # 2 Leroy I can’t seem to get her hotwired!!!!!


Next let’s head down to Pine Bluff Arkansas where we find some idiots who were out to steal a truck. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy thought it looked a little odd when three men were pushing a pickup truck near the county jail on Sunday, with a fourth man in the cab to steer.


When the cop spotted the county seal on the side of the truck it helped confirm the deputy's suspicions.

Two of the men were caught and charged, however the two others who got away are being sought.


The truck was described as an old county truck that they keep sitting around to rob parts off of to fix other vehicles. Turns out the truck hadn’t run in years.

Law & Dis-order Rule #34- If would probably make better sense to steal a truck that could actually get you somewhere. But even I would pay good money to watch these idiots spend all day trying to hot wire it.


Case #3 – Joyrides under the moonlight

Last but not least we head to Lakeland Florida, where a Polk county deputy turned in his badge after serving 21 years with the sheriff’s office.


Even after he served his county so well for so many years, the 44-year old man felt he needed to do so after his mother-in-law and wife was arrested.

So what did they do you ask? They decided to get a little buzzed up and steal his cop car from him while he was asleep.

Witnesses reported seeing the women driving erratically through town, and at one point they tried to pull a car over.


The arrest report said his wife and mother-in-law face charges of vehicle theft, theft of a firearm and impersonating a law-enforcement officer.


His wife also faces charges of possession of a firearm of a convicted felon.

Law and Dis-order Rule #35 - Always evaluate her mother before you marry her, chances are the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Better yet, just hide your keys, but don’t leave them in the wine cellar.


-Until Next time take care and May God Bless -3B

2 DWI's, Tickets, and Male Strippers

Thursday is upon us again, which means it is that time again in which you can be humored by Law and Dis-Order.


Case #1 Stupid is as Stupid Does!!!!

Today we kick it off in Deridder Louisiana were a Texas man has shown stupidity at its finest.

You see, he attended court for his DWI conviction, and after the sentencing he chose to go to the bar and drink away his sorrows.


Turns out he drank himself to the point of forgetting he did not have license, so he hopped in the car and drove off only to get pulled over again and cited for Driving while Impaired.

The 31-year old man is being held in the jail without bond pending a hearing later this month.


Law & Dis-Order Rule # 31- Forest Gump said it best with “Stupid is as Stupid Does.” If you get caught drinking and driving, do not get back in the driver’s seat, after you have been drinking again. Especially if you do not have a license, and even better yet, don’t Drink and Drive!!!!

Case #2 Why Mr. Officer Please Give me a Citation!!!!


Next we travel to Warren Michigan, where a mayor got pulled over. Mayor Jim Fouts was pulled over Monday on the way to City Hall for going 45 mph in a 40 mph zone. The officer told him to watch it next time.

So what did our outstanding citizen do? He asked for the ticket. And he got it. He was fined $100.


Fouts told The Detroit News that he "had to set an example."

Law & Dis-Order Rule #32 – I don’t care if you are the Pope, if you ask for the ticket after you have gotten off free, you are dummy in my book. The moral of the story; don’t ask for the ticket.

Case #3 Throwing away her Life!!!!

Last stop for the day comes from Hamilton Ohio, where an Ohio teacher has resigned after acknowledging she accompanied four female students to a male strip club.



The 47-year-old teacher resigned Thursday. Turns out the students, whom were cheerleaders, begged for their favorite teacher to take them to a Chip and Dale’s extravaganza.



The teacher told school officials in an e-mail that she got permission from the parents of the 17- and 18-year-olds to bring them to the club.

Law & Dis-order salutes this woman for throwing her college career away, just as fast as she threw down all of her single bills.


-Until Next Time Take Care And May God Bless -BC

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI's

The Pee Bandit, Party Fouls, and DWI’s have grabbed the attention of Law and Dis-Order once again, so without further ado allow, us to jump right into

Case #1 You Missed!!!

Starting off today in Mashantucket Connecticut where the Pee Bandit has struck again. We have all been in this guys place at one time or another. There you stand when the notion hits you that you have to pee. For this guy it seemed smarter to just whip it out and pee in the garbage can then rather try to make it to the restroom.

So the 39-year old man has whipped it out and has started to relieve himself inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods, when a Casino employee approached the man. The man became unaware of his aim and urinated all over the employee.

Police charged the man with breach of peace. They said he was intoxicated and he was arrested without incident.

Law and Disorder Rule # 21 When intoxicated and urinating never lose sight of your target; remember innocent bystanders could be harmed.

Case #2 Party Foul!!!!!

Next we head to Ferndale Michigan where 18-year old Tyler Quick is sitting in jail waiting for someone to post his $25,000 bond.

Tyler Quick was attending a party with some friends, when the host whom was 51-years of age passed out. No harm no foul right? Well as it turns out the man passed out with his shoes on. As all of us college kids know, this as a party foul. That is if you pass out with your shoes on, you get messed with.

Now here in the south, in my home town, the punishment for passing out with your shoes on is typically a magic marker taken to the face. In worse case scenarios we may use a permanent marker to draw obscene images and words on the person who has passed out.

But in Michigan, they have taken this whole party foul to a new level. As Tyler Quick yelled “Party Foul!!” he placed a burning candle under the man’s crotch, setting fire to his pants and causing 3rd degree burns.

Tyler Quick was charged with assault, and the 51-year old man was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Law and Disorder is just curious as to whether the 51-year old man is a registered sex offender.

Case #3 Like Father Like Son.

Last but not least we head to Columbia City Indiana where a 19-year old got caught driving while intoxicated.

The 19-year old was stopped for a 73mph in a 60 mph zone. They found he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.17 percent — or more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent for someone who is the age of 21 or older.

The state troopers contacted the family to make them aware of the situation and let them know where the vehicle, which was registered in their name, could be picked up.

On the arrival of the father to pick up the car, troopers noticed the smell of alcohol on the father’s breath. Turns out the father was also intoxicated, his blood-alcohol level was 0.10 percent.

State police said both were booked into jail on preliminary charges of driving while intoxicated.

Law and Dis-order Rule # 22 Never Drink and Drive, but if you do, never get close enough to a cop so that he can smell your breath.

--Until next time take care and may God Bless -- BC